cardero
Citizen Mod
Well the movie seems to be this summer's blockbuster swan song. I might see it but for some reason I can't generate enough interest which is why I bring you my:
Top Ten Reasons Why I Don't Like G. I. Joe
10. Too many characters. Too many sterotypical, silly characters.
9. Sgt. Slaughter.
8. Nobody gets killed. It's war for Christ's sake!!
7. G. I. Joe used to be 12" action figure (with a real fuzzy beard) not a 3 3/4 " highly trained mission force.
6. Both the toys and the cartoon stink of merchandising.
5. I don't tell you how to animate, so please don't moralize my terrorism.
4. Like the Transformers movie, Hollywood is about 25 years too late.
3. COBRA is a laughable conflict for the Joes. They couldn't rule a household let alone the world.
2. They aren't the Micronauts.
1. I just thought you would like to know (and knowing is half the battle).
Please do not let my preconceived notions and dislike deter you from posting and hanging your thoughts about the movie in this thread. From the trailers I've seen the movie has a lot of action (I like a good action movie). There is also the chance that the movie could spurn a franchise but if Hollywood takes any direction from the animated series we are all in trouble.
Top Ten Reasons Why I Don't Like G. I. Joe
10. Too many characters. Too many sterotypical, silly characters.
9. Sgt. Slaughter.
8. Nobody gets killed. It's war for Christ's sake!!
7. G. I. Joe used to be 12" action figure (with a real fuzzy beard) not a 3 3/4 " highly trained mission force.
6. Both the toys and the cartoon stink of merchandising.
5. I don't tell you how to animate, so please don't moralize my terrorism.
4. Like the Transformers movie, Hollywood is about 25 years too late.
3. COBRA is a laughable conflict for the Joes. They couldn't rule a household let alone the world.
2. They aren't the Micronauts.
1. I just thought you would like to know (and knowing is half the battle).
Please do not let my preconceived notions and dislike deter you from posting and hanging your thoughts about the movie in this thread. From the trailers I've seen the movie has a lot of action (I like a good action movie). There is also the chance that the movie could spurn a franchise but if Hollywood takes any direction from the animated series we are all in trouble.
