Wirey
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Okay, this oughtta get me banned:
10) Debate Slayer spent several years studying tap dance after deciding to marry a woodpecker. The relationship failed after she attacked his skull.
9) 9-10ths _Penguin is actually 99 44/100ths penguin.
8) Falvlun translates to “Scary Hairy Naked Thing” in 53 languages. It’s also French for ‘Oops, I stepped in something”.
7) Caladan owns the world’s largest collection of celebrity chest hair. His biggest ball of hair came from ‘Snooky’.
6) Reverend Rick can fit 37 golf balls in his mouth while chewing gum and playing the trombone. He is less popular with the ladies than you might think.
5) Odion has several outstanding warrants for public nudity, and one in Des Moines for “Devaluing A Public Statue And Causing A Parade To Flee”.
4) Madhuri owns several machine guns, and does not find me funny.
3) MoonWater got her name from an unfortunate incident as a member of the 1884 Woman’s Olympic Diving Team. 35,000,000 witnesses.
2) 9westy9 likes to dress up like Robin Hood at Halloween. And Christmas. And Easter. And church. And… well, you get the picture.
And the number one thing you probably didn’t know about the moderators is:
1) They are all the exact same person, a 350 pound truck driver from Eugene, Oregon named “Milt Dumkowski', who happens to be the world’s most prolific schizophrenic.
10) Debate Slayer spent several years studying tap dance after deciding to marry a woodpecker. The relationship failed after she attacked his skull.
9) 9-10ths _Penguin is actually 99 44/100ths penguin.
8) Falvlun translates to “Scary Hairy Naked Thing” in 53 languages. It’s also French for ‘Oops, I stepped in something”.
7) Caladan owns the world’s largest collection of celebrity chest hair. His biggest ball of hair came from ‘Snooky’.
6) Reverend Rick can fit 37 golf balls in his mouth while chewing gum and playing the trombone. He is less popular with the ladies than you might think.
5) Odion has several outstanding warrants for public nudity, and one in Des Moines for “Devaluing A Public Statue And Causing A Parade To Flee”.
4) Madhuri owns several machine guns, and does not find me funny.
3) MoonWater got her name from an unfortunate incident as a member of the 1884 Woman’s Olympic Diving Team. 35,000,000 witnesses.
2) 9westy9 likes to dress up like Robin Hood at Halloween. And Christmas. And Easter. And church. And… well, you get the picture.
And the number one thing you probably didn’t know about the moderators is:
1) They are all the exact same person, a 350 pound truck driver from Eugene, Oregon named “Milt Dumkowski', who happens to be the world’s most prolific schizophrenic.
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