Tough Theological Questions

[Wirey]

Could Jesus hit behind the runner?

Can God mix a Tom Collins so strong that He Himself can't drink it?

Was the Virgin Mary holy, or just really bucktoothed?

If Moses was a vegetable, what kind would he be?

Why do prayers for lottery wins never pan out, but that voodoo doll my ex-wife built is can't-miss?

 

[Biblestudent_007]

These questions are irrelevant because they do not pertain to Theology.

 

[DeitySlayer]

Do you understand the concept of humour, Biblestudent?

 

[Biblestudent_007]

Do you understand the concept of humour, Biblestudent?

Yea . .

 

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[dust1n]

These questions are irrelevant because they do not pertain to Theology.

"Can God mix a Tom Collins so strong that He Himself can't drink it?"

How is that not a theological question?

 

[Revoltingest]

"Can God mix a Tom Collins so strong that He Himself can't drink it?"

It'll go well with that too-hot-burrito he fixes all the time.

 

[dust1n]

It'll go well with that too-hot-burrito he fixes all the time.

Which leaves one to wonder whether the Divine Dinner becomes the Divine at this point.

 

[Tiberius]

Here's a genuinely theological one.

If God knows the future and is guaranteed to be right, doesn't that mean he is bound to do what he has foreseen himself doing?