Truckers...

[SK2005]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think
this place is... an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices crisp
bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,headlights
and running boards, you might want to gas up!" :biglaugh:

 

[Scuba Pete]

Bwahahaha! I love it!

 

[SK2005]

Bwahahaha! I love it!

What the heck is Bwahahahaha? :biglaugh:
Is that some form of MUHAHAHAHAHAHA like the evil laugh?:biglaugh:

 

[croak]

One moment...........




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you.

 

[michel]

I Love that one!!!!!!!!!!:woohoo::woohoo:

 

[kreeden]

A local truck stop actually has this on their placemats " Come in , Eat , Get gas ".

 

[mrscardero]

I am so glad that I tracked back on the post. This was hilarious.

 

[mrscardero]

I just have to say that I deal with truck drivers at the tollbooth. They are very nice.
They hardly complain and they always seem to want to take me to Florida.

Trucker: "Why don't you take a vacation and come to Florida with me?"

Me: "Then who will collect the tolls? But thank you for the offer. "

Trucker: "Just remember. I may be way up in my rig, but I can still see you."

Me:

"Have a nice day!"


They are more patient then some of the other customers. I have to admit,
they see a lot when they are way up there.