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I hear this phrase a lot: “Donald Trump is not like a typical politician”.
This phrase, like a mental Swiss Army Knife, has many uses for the Cult of Trump depending on the situation.
Sometimes, it is stated with pride. This is most often associated with Trump delivering on one of his promises. For example, a “typical politician” might promise something crazy just to score cheap political points, which they spent zero time actually thinking through. E.g., George W. Bush’s announcement of a manned mission to Mars. Or Donald Trump’s announcement of a manned mission to Mars.
But sometimes, when Trump promises something absolutely insane, he seems willing to go to almost self-destructive lengths to make it happen. For example, the wall Mexico will pay for. A “typical politician” would never have followed through on that promise ... and certainly wouldn’t have lashed out wildly to this end, like when Trump caused the longest US government shutdown in history, and separated thousands of children from their parents, and declared a fake “national emergency” to re-route funds appropriated by Congress. A “typical politician”, after consulting with experts, and confronted with the insanity of actually implementing their plan, might be persuaded to abandon the initial crazy idea. But Trump is not a “typical politician”. And in these cases, that is a mark of pride.
Importantly, the fact that Trump has made many crazy promises which he did not fulfill - and never had any concern about fulfilling - are not counted against him. Like any good fortune teller or psychic medium, Trump dazzles his audience with the sheer number of promises and then focuses attention on the “hits”, and away from the “misses”. Do you remember how in 2016, he promised to bring back the coal industry? And close tax loopholes for wealthy guys like himself? Neither does anyone.
The phrase can also be used to admit something ugly about Trump, but excuse that ugliness. He’s not polished, like “a typical politician”. He won’t keep racist thoughts to himself, like “a typical politician”. So for example, when Trump says Mexico is “sending their rapists”, he’s simply revealing an ugly truth without sugarcoating it like “a typical politician” would. He’s sharing an ugly thought we all have, but ”typical politicians” dare not say it aloud.
In this usage, Trump, like an obnoxious orange loud-mouthed Prometheus, gives us mortals knowledge of racism and hatred, which the “typical politicians” on Olympus tried to keep from us.
Still other times - and this is the most interesting case - the exact opposite claim is made. When Trump does something truly indefensible, the line becomes: “Yeah, well, all politicians do that.” Far from being unlike a “typical politician”, in these instances, it turns out Trump is exactly like a “typical politician”. And the indefensible things Trump does need not actually be comparable to what “typical politicians” do: the normal political spin, the occasional lie, the career-ending scandal. Trump can engage in psychiatric-disorder level lying, and impeachment-level corruption, far beyond what is “typical”; still, the comparison is made.
In those cases, the mental Swiss Army Knife of Trump’s cult is able to swap the scissors for the corkscrew, so to speak. One useful idea is put away, and a completely different idea is brought out, uniquely shaped to solve the problem at hand.
I close by saying this: Trump’s supporters are right when they say he is not a typical politician. But if Trump loses the election, the ultimate proof of this will be how he responds.
Go read Al Gore’s concession speech. Go read John McCain’s concession speech. Mitt Romney. John Kerry. George HW Bush. Yes, even Hillary Clinton in 2016 congratulated Trump, offered to work with him for the good of the country, and wished him success. (Notwithstanding her recent comments that Biden should not concede on election night under “no circumstances”; a word choice I strongly disapprove of.)
Go read the concession speech of any candidate for US President over the past century. They all graciously conceded to the will of the people, praised the democratic process, spoke of the need for healing and unity, and an orderly transition of power. They all appealed to the greater good of the country in that critical moment. Every one.
Those were “typical politicians”. We should be proud of how they behaved in these moments.
Trump, on the other hand, will never put America above himself. Not even to avoid tearing the country apart. In this, and only in this, he is quite literally, demonstrably, unlike any other politician in living memory.
This phrase, like a mental Swiss Army Knife, has many uses for the Cult of Trump depending on the situation.
Sometimes, it is stated with pride. This is most often associated with Trump delivering on one of his promises. For example, a “typical politician” might promise something crazy just to score cheap political points, which they spent zero time actually thinking through. E.g., George W. Bush’s announcement of a manned mission to Mars. Or Donald Trump’s announcement of a manned mission to Mars.
But sometimes, when Trump promises something absolutely insane, he seems willing to go to almost self-destructive lengths to make it happen. For example, the wall Mexico will pay for. A “typical politician” would never have followed through on that promise ... and certainly wouldn’t have lashed out wildly to this end, like when Trump caused the longest US government shutdown in history, and separated thousands of children from their parents, and declared a fake “national emergency” to re-route funds appropriated by Congress. A “typical politician”, after consulting with experts, and confronted with the insanity of actually implementing their plan, might be persuaded to abandon the initial crazy idea. But Trump is not a “typical politician”. And in these cases, that is a mark of pride.
Importantly, the fact that Trump has made many crazy promises which he did not fulfill - and never had any concern about fulfilling - are not counted against him. Like any good fortune teller or psychic medium, Trump dazzles his audience with the sheer number of promises and then focuses attention on the “hits”, and away from the “misses”. Do you remember how in 2016, he promised to bring back the coal industry? And close tax loopholes for wealthy guys like himself? Neither does anyone.
The phrase can also be used to admit something ugly about Trump, but excuse that ugliness. He’s not polished, like “a typical politician”. He won’t keep racist thoughts to himself, like “a typical politician”. So for example, when Trump says Mexico is “sending their rapists”, he’s simply revealing an ugly truth without sugarcoating it like “a typical politician” would. He’s sharing an ugly thought we all have, but ”typical politicians” dare not say it aloud.
In this usage, Trump, like an obnoxious orange loud-mouthed Prometheus, gives us mortals knowledge of racism and hatred, which the “typical politicians” on Olympus tried to keep from us.
Still other times - and this is the most interesting case - the exact opposite claim is made. When Trump does something truly indefensible, the line becomes: “Yeah, well, all politicians do that.” Far from being unlike a “typical politician”, in these instances, it turns out Trump is exactly like a “typical politician”. And the indefensible things Trump does need not actually be comparable to what “typical politicians” do: the normal political spin, the occasional lie, the career-ending scandal. Trump can engage in psychiatric-disorder level lying, and impeachment-level corruption, far beyond what is “typical”; still, the comparison is made.
In those cases, the mental Swiss Army Knife of Trump’s cult is able to swap the scissors for the corkscrew, so to speak. One useful idea is put away, and a completely different idea is brought out, uniquely shaped to solve the problem at hand.
I close by saying this: Trump’s supporters are right when they say he is not a typical politician. But if Trump loses the election, the ultimate proof of this will be how he responds.
Go read Al Gore’s concession speech. Go read John McCain’s concession speech. Mitt Romney. John Kerry. George HW Bush. Yes, even Hillary Clinton in 2016 congratulated Trump, offered to work with him for the good of the country, and wished him success. (Notwithstanding her recent comments that Biden should not concede on election night under “no circumstances”; a word choice I strongly disapprove of.)
Go read the concession speech of any candidate for US President over the past century. They all graciously conceded to the will of the people, praised the democratic process, spoke of the need for healing and unity, and an orderly transition of power. They all appealed to the greater good of the country in that critical moment. Every one.
Those were “typical politicians”. We should be proud of how they behaved in these moments.
Trump, on the other hand, will never put America above himself. Not even to avoid tearing the country apart. In this, and only in this, he is quite literally, demonstrably, unlike any other politician in living memory.
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