I don't hate the country or the planet that bad.
He wouldn't last in any decently run business he didn't own.
I should hope so. Compassion, freedom, respect, common sense ... all regularly bashed by the bible and yet ensures morality.
You're right: Republicans are often against things until we all find out they do it anyway.
So it's moral to kill them? That's what the bible demands of you. Why aren't you listening to God?
God made lots of things. Who cares? Remind yourself that Adam couldn't procreate with all the other nonhumans (and think real hard how'd he know that) and that instead of creating a woman, God just makes Adam an Adam With Boobs.
"If you don't know why Luke and Leia can't get married, you might be a redneck."
Jesus was against marriage in general. He was against FAMILIES in general. He preferred it if you dumped all your loved ones to follow him.
And unless you're reading certain fanfictions, Jesus never got hitched, so he is talking out his behind.
I think that's insulting to third-graders.
No, he prefers anyone with a vagina, no matter how young.
And because of them, the young nation split asunder and didn't return for millennia. Way to go, heroes.
She's his walking sex toy. She's not going to leave him, though I wish she would. Even hookers deserve a bit of respect.
Or his lap.
Um, no. Jesus was racist and didn't want to be bothered with a "dog".
Unless you're a Middle Eastern Jew, the reality is Jesus wouldn't automatically like you, me, or anyone reminding them of Romans.
Nationalism is idolatry, which IIRC is a sin.
It breaks the very first commandment, even.
Jesus made a habit of calling out overly strict rules by breaking the Sabbath and hanging out with the "losers", who were only losers because religious authorities said so.
