Trump Warns That Democrats Would Drag Nation Back to Days of Tolerance and Decorum

[Sunstone]

Trump Warns That Democrats Would Drag Nation Back to Days of Tolerance and Decorum

CHATTANOOGA (The Borowitz Report)—Employing the fear tactics that have typified his midterm campaigning, Donald J. Trump told a rally audience on Sunday that electing Democrats would drag the nation back to the dark days of tolerance and decorum.

Trump made his closing argument to the Chattanooga, Tennessee, audience by raising the spectre of a return to the dignified and restrained discourse that plagued the nation during the regime of his predecessor, Barack Obama.

“We had eight years of talking about people of different genders, races, and nationalities as if they were human beings,” Trump warned. “Do we want to go back to that?”

 

[Brickjectivity]

Trump Warns That Democrats Would Drag Nation Back to Days of Tolerance and Decorum

What's next: cookies and kool aid? Bow ties and bar mitzvas? How does a person on welfare afford Nike sneakers built by slaves? Answer me that.

Libraries are for Liberals.

Don't clean up the mess in Texas.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Even I have to admit this is some premo good stuff.... Check this one out......

"Americans Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

 

[sun rise]

Borowitz has a very great and pointed sense of humor. I love reading him.

What the right should really be fearing is the possibility that we're going to form a circle of people of all and no faiths and start singing the spiritual Kumbaya and We Shall Overcome (in the updated version). Because we really do want to make America great again, the way it used to be before the current regime came into power.

And even further forming protective "Rings of Peace" around each other's places of worship.

 

[Quintessence]

Wait... seriously? That....

... please tell me this is fake news.

 

[Woberts]

That doesn't seem that far fetched. Just move some words around so it's a wee bit more subtle.
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That shouldn't happen.

 

[Woberts]

Even I have to admit this is some premo good stuff.... Check this one out......

"Americans Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

It would be pretty funny seeing what the news says about it, at least.

 

[Kapalika]

Wait... seriously? That....

... please tell me this is fake news.

It's satire, but feel like it's not that far removed from all the subtext of what he's always saying.