try this

[*sigh*youfail]

hey....i want some one to try to convert me to a religion.... just try..... i am completly serious just try.

 

[Engyo]

No thanks. I'll be happy to explain my practice if you are interested, but I have no desire to convert anyone.

 

[*sigh*youfail]

naaa...actually i know a lot about Buddhism but thank you anyways.

 

[Enlighten]

hey....i want some one to try to convert me to a religion.... just try..... i am completly serious just try.

Why on earth would you want someone to try to convert you to their religion when clearly you dont want to become a part of religion (well that's how it sounds to me anyway)?

 

[*sigh*youfail]

Why on earth would you want someone to try to convert you to their religion when clearly you dont want to become a part of religion (well that's how it sounds to me anyway)?

well.... i keep getting yelled at that my beliefs arnt good enough...and i wanna see if there is still someon who would try hard to convert me

 

[Andal]

i'm not all about converting people nor is my religion. if you're interested we can chat just like Engyo suggested.

I would suggest too not caring what others think about your beliefs. As long as your views make you happy and you're not hurting anyone then it's fine.

 

[Enlighten]

well.... i keep getting yelled at that my beliefs arnt good enough...and i wanna see if there is still someon who would try hard to convert me

Who tells you your beliefs aren't good enough? Perhaps those feel doubt in their own beliefs?? If someone would try hard to convert you to any religion then, to me, that would ring alarm bells.

I for one, wont be "selling" or trying to "convert" you!

Be true to yourself! I am!

 

[EiNsTeiN]

No one here tries to convert anyone.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.

 

[Andal]

Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.

Throw in some tickets to Six Flags and a buffet dinner and you got a deal

 

[Enoch07]

Up to you to discover your own path in life. Anyone that tells you otherwise is misguided. If you was interested in converting to Christianity there are some knowledgeable people here that could help you with that, but we won't "sell you" Christianity or any religion for that matter.

 

[Enlighten]

Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.

:cover: I was all for it until I realised "5) Cuddly toy" wasn't part of the deal, so no thanks.

 

[Riverwolf]

I have no intention of selling my spiritual path to anyone else; heck, I hope I'm the only one who ever follows the Spiritual Path I walk.

I do not want to look on from the afterlife and see future generations butchering what I taught and spilling blood over it.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.

And if you call within the next hour, we'll double the offer!

 

[Yes Man]

Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.

You had me at the toaster oven.

 

[YmirGF]

hey....i want some one to try to convert me to a religion.... just try..... i am completly serious just try.

Though I wouldn't try to convert you, how does this sound.

No sin.
No prayers.
No Heaven.
No Hell.
No guilt.
No psychopathic gods to please.
No karma to work out.
No Nirvana.
No rules to be a slave to.
No worries that you are not good enough.
No sacred texts to bore you.
No church/synagogue/mosque/temple or disco bars.
No hangups over sexuality.

A lot of wonder.
A lot of fun.
Pragmatic realism.

 

[themadhair]

What about science? Not only will you learn about how you came to be and your place in the universe, but the stuff you will learn will be evidentiary supported.

 

[3.14]

well with my religion its basicly athiesm but we deny that pie make's us fat so you can eat all the pie you want

 

[J Bryson]

:cover: I was all for it until I realised "5) Cuddly toy" wasn't part of the deal, so no thanks.

You could get one of the virgins to gain weight, perhaps?

 

[Francis]

Well, it depends... do the virgins come in a package deal? No, but really. I'm not much a the "conversionistic" type. If you wanna join though, yeah, come on in! I do recommend it! Peace!