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tumbleweed41

tumbleweed41

Resident Liberal Hippie
atotalstranger said:
Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.
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Can I trade those virgins for some women who know what they are doing?
And the toaster oven for a hot plate?
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
A person can only convert him or herself. I also don't preach my religion to someone who isn't going to take it seriously. I only would talk about my faith to someone who is serious about joining it- not just by a dare.
 
rojse

rojse

RF Addict
atotalstranger said:
Okay, today only, we're willing to offer you the following:

1) Eternal life in paradise;
2) Absolute forgiveness for everything you've ever done wrong;
3) 73 virgins upon reaching heaven (it's up to you how long they remain that way);
4) A free toaster oven.
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A free toaster-oven?:eek:
 
S

S-word

Well-Known Member
*sigh*youfail said:
hey....i want some one to try to convert me to a religion.... just try..... i am completly serious just try.
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Matey, you live or die according to your own decisions, If you want to live you will search for him, and if you truly search for Him you will find that god that will instill in you the belief needed for your continual survival, for it is the belief in the resurrection that will allow you to rest in peace until that occures and sustain you while in the world of Hades.

Find your own belief mate, mine may not suit you.
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
S-word said:
Matey, you live or die according to your own decisions, If you want to live you will search for him, and if you truly search for Him you will find that god that will instill in you the belief needed for your continual survival, for it is the belief in the resurrection that will allow you to rest in peace until that occures and sustain you while in the world of Hades.

Find your own belief mate, mine may not suit you.
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Yeah... and besides, his doesn't come with 73... erm...
beautiful & complicit companions. :flirt:
 
rojse

rojse

RF Addict
UltraViolet said:
Not very hard.

What do we get? :shrug:
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I could try and convert "*sigh*youfail" to the Church of the SubGenius, but his willingness to be led by other people automatically proves that he is a Pink, and not worthy of joining this select group.
 
Alceste

Alceste

Vagabond
In my religion, you get to have as much sex as you want with as many people as you like, and you don't have to feel guilty about it.

Converted?
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I was going to report everybody in this thread for proselytizing, but when I saw what a lousy job you were all doing I said, "Nah".
 
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