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Unexpected moments

Mock Turtle

Oh my, did I say that!
Premium Member
Once whilst on a sailing holiday using a chartered yacht and with three male friends (all in our twenties or thirties), we crossed from Scotland to a smallish village in Northern Ireland. On entering the nearest watering hole, as many will do, we seemingly were looked at as if we were brazen SAS commandos in disguise - and being quite flattering perhaps - and given the silent treatment, which one of my friends noticed immediately. We had moored up against the nice pier but on the advice of a local we were advised to move - which we did and subsequently anchored in the bay. The Irish troubles were current then so perhaps the locals had reason to suspect us but I like to think that being mistaken for SAS operatives, even if rather laughable, was one of my better moments as to being assessed. Or it was simply that they hated the English. :oops:

Anything similar?

PS Returning to Scotland saw us all probably encountering our first gale in a small boat, me definitely and as to being the skipper, but no doubt we all remembered this particular episode more than much else during the holiday.
 
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Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
SAS commandos

I thought SAS meant "Scandinavian Airlines System."

This reminds me of a story a friend related about how they were in Moscow and needed to take a taxi to the American embassy. Apparently, their Russian was so flawless that the taxi driver took them not to the American embassy, but to the building across the street, from where Russians would conduct surveillance of the U.S. embassy.

I can see where being mistaken for a government operative can be somewhat risky.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
One night, I went for a walk with my husband, two younger kids, and a cat named Stupid. We got to a gas station, and my husband and one of the kids went in for snacks. I didn't have shoes, so waited outside on the sidewalk with the other shoeless child and Stupid.

While we were waiting, a man rode up to us. Stopped, and excitedly told us he knew all about us three(myself, the child in the stroller, and the cat), and it was fine, he wouldn't tell out secret: We were ninjas in disguise, fighting the good fight behind the scenes. He was so excited I didn't have the heart to correct him, so I agreed with it. He encouraged us, and rode off.

Now I wonder if he was right all along... perhaps us three are indeed secret ninjas, and just didn't know it yet.
 

Secret Chief

Very strong language
One night, I went for a walk with my husband, two younger kids, and a cat named Stupid. We got to a gas station, and my husband and one of the kids went in for snacks. I didn't have shoes, so waited outside on the sidewalk with the other shoeless child and Stupid.

While we were waiting, a man rode up to us. Stopped, and excitedly told us he knew all about us three(myself, the child in the stroller, and the cat), and it was fine, he wouldn't tell out secret: We were ninjas in disguise, fighting the good fight behind the scenes. He was so excited I didn't have the heart to correct him, so I agreed with it. He encouraged us, and rode off.

Now I wonder if he was right all along... perhaps us three are indeed secret ninjas, and just didn't know it yet.
Well, that was before I changed to decaf.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
As a child my parents took me on holiday to Bulgaria. Sofia airport was a part military part civilian airfield, patrolled by armed guards and had recently installed metal detectors. As i walked through one all hell let loose. Along with alarms the sound of half a dozen Kalashnikov rifles being cocked and pointed at me made me wish i was wearing rubber underwear.

The previous year i had broken my left elbow and had a silver pin holding my arm together. Luckily the scar and pin had been noted as a distinguishing mark on my passport.

All was well, but unexpected and frightening.

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We'd just completeed a job computerising the engine room on a ship. Job complete, disks delivered the (unnamed) navy sent an admiral to ensure all trace (drawings, notes, hard disks etc) were removed. Apparently reformatted hdds were still readable so...

Job done it fell to me to return him to his private plane. On the road he reached over and touched my knee then began to slide his hand up my dress.

The first and only time I've ever slapped an admiral.

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