Unshackle My Frubalability!!

[The Voice of Reason]

Daggone it. I want unlimited frubalability. I'm mature - I can drive a car, I can vote, I can drink alchohol, I can get married, I can have kids, I can serve in the military (okay, I'm too old for that) - WHY CAN'T I BE TRUSTED TO FRUBAL WISELY?

If someone is going nuts, take away their ability to frubal for a month, but for goodness sakes, don't put me in legirons.

I absolutely detest getting the error messages - "THOU SHALT NOT FRUBAL FOR 24 HOURS" and "YOU MUST SPREAD SOME FRUBALS AROUND".

If this keeps up, I'm gonna sponsor some legislation or something. Don't make me do it!
I'm telling you Rex, don't make me take this belt off!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

TVOR

PS - This has been a paid political announcement.

 

[Ceridwen018]

You tell 'em, baby!

 

[Druidus]

Petition? I will keep track of the signatures!

Petition to Remove the Shackles of the Opressed Frubals!

-The Voice of Reason
-Ceridwen
-Druidus
-Mister Emu
-Bastet
-Linwood

Henceforth, all old signatures will be unboldened and new ones will be bolded.

Sign, and help us, help frubals.

 

[Lightkeeper]

Are you trying to give yourself frubals? The whole point of it is you are supposed to spread it around. The only time you have a problem is if you try to give the same person frubals too often. From what I've seen you're good at spreading it around.:jiggy:

 

[The Voice of Reason]

C'mon everybody, join us in our protest chant!

What do we want? (Frubability!)
When do we want it? (Now!)

We'll march to the gates of Hell for our frubalalbility!! Of course, we'll have Druidus at the front of the line when we get there!

Sagaciously,
TVOR

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Are you trying to give yourself frubals? The whole point of it is you are supposed to spread it around. The only time you have a problem is if you try to give the same person frubals too often. From what I've seen you're good at spreading it around.

Not for me, Lightkeeper - I want to give them to others. You know I'm too humble to ever frubal myself.

Thanks for noticing my ability to "spread it around". I've been told that I should have been a lawyer or politician - because of my ability to "spread it".
Funny side note - I used to work in an office with many very bright, very intelligent people. One of the guys decided to get name tags (with title below) printed for everyone's door (to make it easier for visitors). He had my name at the top of my tag, with the title below it:
"Slatherer of Fine Bull****"

TVOR

 

[cardero]

TVOR-um, I have some frubals I think I could sell you, REMEMBER the first one is free.

 

[Mister Emu]

Frubability!)

Frubability

Oh yea, you can add me to the petition, but don't put me down for the gates of hell field trip

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Carrdero - LMAO :jiggy:

You trying to get me hooked, then up the price on 'em? It took me two decades to kick the heroin addiction.

TVOR

 

[The Voice of Reason]

... but don't put me down for the gates of hell field trip

:jiggy:

It's okay Emu - I have Druidus at the front of the line (in case things go badly).

TVOR

 

[Druidus]

That's what I'm here for TVOR!

 

[The Voice of Reason]

The man is a born leader!!

TVOR

 

[Ceridwen018]

Yeah, I'll wait a the opening of the hole we dug to get to the gates of hell and uh, scout for trouble while y'all are down there doin' your thing, ok?

 

[Bastet]

Add my name to the petition. It's all very well to say "spread 'em around", Lightkeeper, but not all of us even remember who the last person we fruballed was, let alone how long ago it was. It's extremely frustrating not to be able to frubal someone when I feel they really deserve it, because I fruballed them two or three people ago (even if it was days or weeks ago), and it's deemed "too soon" to frubal them again. I'm all for spreading the love, but I refuse to just throw frubals around willy nilly, just so I can frubal someone I really think deserves it. Does this make me a frubal miser? Possibly. I'd rather think that I'm just discerning.

What do we want?
Frubalability!
When do we want it?
Now!

 

[Druidus]

Make sure you prepare a nice feast for when we get back too, Ceridwen. We'll need to celebrate after such a victory.:jiggy:

 

[Bastet]

Oooh...feast! Who likes spag bol with homemade sauce?

 

[Lightkeeper]

I think you should go to FA (Frubalisms Anonymous). You are obsessing over them.

Grant TVOR the courage
to know when to frubal
and when not to frubal
and the wisdom to know the difference.

The first step, you have no power over frubals
When you get to the twelvth step we expect you to assist others with their frubalism.

 

[Druidus]

Problem, what problem? *Twitches uncontrollably*

 

[linwood]

Frubability

Oh yea, you can add me to the petition, but don't put me down for the gates of hell field trip

I`m in for the petition but I`ll wait with Mr.Emu during the field trip.

I`ve got a reservation for permanent future residency already..no need to rush things.

 

[robtex]

Daggone it. I want unlimited frubalability. I'm mature -

tvor there is a 12 step process that works well for people with compusions liek yours.

step 1 admit you have a problem
step 2.....