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What Did Jesus Say?

retrorich

retrorich

SUPER NOT-A-MOD
Jesus was a carpenter. I wonder what he said when he hit his thumb with a hammer?

And don't answer "OUCH!" That's too easy. :D
 
Scuba Pete

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
Probably the same thing as when they drove the nails through his hands and feet! :D

Yeah, yeah, here you are having fun and some stick in the mud has to go get all religious on you! :D
 
Jaymes

Jaymes

The cake is a lie
"Father, forgive this hammer, it knows not what it does!"
*a lightning bolt comes down and zaps the hammer*
"Well, nevermind then..."
 
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