What is the flavour of heaven?

[Secret Chief]

Rhubarb.

He said heaven, not hell.

 

[Secret Chief]

This is starting to sound like a party. Just need to get rid of the weird rhubarb people...

They pressed the wrong button in the elevator.

 

[Stevicus]

This is starting to sound like a party. Just need to get rid of the weird rhubarb people...

 

[viole]

Sorry guys, but I was compelled to make this thread, because the OP who created the who goes to heaven and hell threads and the flavor of hell thread clearly forgot to make this one. Yeah, it was bothering me, so here it is.

I'm too lazy to make a poll, so you can provide your own responses below.

What is the flavour of heaven?

I don't know what you mean with flavor. I only know that if I restrict to standard conservative Christian theology, then Hell is preferable to Heaven. At lest for someone with my character.

Ciao

- viole

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't know what you mean with flavor. I only know that if I restrict to standard conservative Christian theology, then Hell is preferable to Heaven. At lest for someone with my character.

Ciao

- viole

Would you like some of my cheap gin and rhubarb? They've sent me to hell, but I'm willing to share...

Might as well make hell a friendly place, if we'll be stuck here.

 

[Revoltingest]

Heaven tastes like tofu.
Hell is spicy.

 

[JustGeorge]

Heaven tastes like tofu.
Hell is spicy.

What kind of tofu?

The bland stuff the health nuts dunk in stuff, or the deep friend chunks, properly sizzled and drowned in sauce to remove any health benefits?

 

[Orbit]

Sorry guys, but I was compelled to make this thread, because the OP who created the who goes to heaven and hell threads and the flavor of hell thread clearly forgot to make this one. Yeah, it was bothering me, so here it is.

I'm too lazy to make a poll, so you can provide your own responses below.

What is the flavour of heaven?

The flavor of heaven is cloves.

 

[Revoltingest]

What kind of tofu?

Extra extra bland.

The bland stuff the health nuts dunk in stuff....

That kind.
It's soaked in distilled water first to
remove any vestigial trace of flavor.

....or the deep friend chunks, properly sizzled and drowned in sauce to remove any health benefits?

Hell serves that kind.
Also monks' vegetables....

Buddha's delight - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Alien826]

Rhubarb.

At one time, the word "rhubarb" was used to denote a statement lacking meaning or sense. It came from stage plays, when a group of people were at the back of the stage playing a group talking to each other, but not part of the main story. They would say "rhubarb" over and over in a low tone. It sounds just like a barely heard conversation (try it).

Perhaps it does apply to heaven?

rhubarb, n.¹ — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

greensdictofslang.com