What is the weirdest last name?

[Spiderman]

There are actually people named Sandy and harry butts.

I had a counselor once with the last name Siemen, pronounced the same as "semen".

What weird or amusing last names have you heard? Please don't use Google, that is cheating.

 

[Estro Felino]

I always giggle when I hear Italo-Americans' last names...
(Pelosi, Scaramucci, Podestà)
because I know what they mean

 

[Vedic]

Ibn Battuta :lol:

 

[GoodbyeDave]

In Medieval England, there were some surnames that I couldn't actually type here, as they involve certain anatomical references that the board software would block!

 

[exchemist]

Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes family - Wikipedia

Or try this: Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax

Both genuine and better even than Monty Python's "Upper Class Twit of the Year Show", which included Nigel Incubator-Jones and Gervaise Brooke-Hamster, among others.

 

[Hockeycowboy]

Bu**** (from India)

 

[exchemist]

There are actually people named Sandy and harry butts.

I had a counselor once with the last name Siemen, pronounced the same as "semen".

What weird or amusing last names have you heard? Please don't use Google, that is cheating.

When I worked for Shell there was an entry in the company phone book for a Dutchman called P W Ankers.

And when I was a kid it was a time-honoured schoolboy prank in England to look up people called Smellie in the phone book and then ring them from a callbox, asking "Are you smelly?" and then hang up, arf arf.

 

[Woberts]

The Russians have some crazy names. Imagine saying your average American trying to say "Lagshmivara".

 

[pearl]

I once worked with a nurse whose name was Lipshiltz,
before she change it.

 

[Wirey]

Real restaurant:

 

[YmirGF]

I once got a resume from a fellow called... I'm not kidding.... Lovelace Doodoo (he was from South Africa). We discussed calling him in for an appointment simply to recommend that he go for a name change.

 

[Wirey]

I once got a resume from a fellow called... I'm not kidding.... Lovelace Doodoo (he was from South Africa). We discussed calling him in for an appointment simply to recommend that he go for a name change.

I worked with Godswill Mgumbiwa.

 

[YmirGF]

I worked with Godswill Mgumbiwa.

Figures you would know someone called God Swill

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'll stick to basketball players. Plenty of material there.

World B. Free is hard to top.
Sure, he changed his name to that (from Lloyd Bernard Free) but still.

God Shammgod.
Rueben Boumtje-Boumtje (pronounced boom-shay boom-shay)
God's Gift Achiuwa
Exree Hipp
Dominitrix Johnson
Sir'Dominic Pointer


And no, I'm not making these up. I could post another hundred without breaking a sweat.

 

[Thief]

There are actually people named Sandy and harry butts.

I had a counselor once with the last name Siemen, pronounced the same as "semen".

What weird or amusing last names have you heard? Please don't use Google, that is cheating.

Dope

 

[Thief]

Ineda Cox

 

[Wirey]

I have a friend who swears he went to school,with a girl named Anita Cox.

 

[Revoltingest]

Real names I've run across.....
Peter Handler (a tenant)
John Thomas (a school friend)
Bates Johnston <--- So close to perfection....so close.
(He was my grandfather. His name was a source of mirth when he was in the Navy.)
Dick Cox (a not very good mechanic)
Wellington Hung (friend of a friend)
David Peckerman (a tenant)
Robin Bird (daughter's teacher)
Ida Wiener
Harley Rider (county sheriff)
Sissy Sailors (AT&T worker)
Jason Ben Dover (friend of employee)
I keep a list.
There are many more.
This is enuf.

 

[ChristineM]

I have a friend who swears he went to school,with a girl named Anita Cox.

I went to school with Theresa Green.

 

[GoodbyeDave]

I was amused the first time I saw the US name Randy Ponce. In the UK "randy ponce" = "horny pimp".