What Kind Of Driver Are You?

[Shadow Wolf]

Saws.....
I carry several different kinds. One never knows when you might need to cut branches, loose pieces of exhaust system, mangled fenders (from exploding trailer tires), etc.
I once had a tree fall right in front of me. (Lucky it didn't fall on me.) I cut it up & cleared the road for myself & the traffic behind me. I've also had to clear overhead branches out of my way when going off road.

Well, that does make sense. You also burst my bubble hopping you would be the inspiration for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, lol. And for overhead branches, wouldn't you need one of those extension clipper thingies that are designed for cutting branches?

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, that does make sense. You also burst my bubble hopping you would be the inspiration for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, lol. And for overhead branches, wouldn't you need one of those extension clipper thingies that are designed for cutting branches?

I carry a pole saw too.
(I own 3 different kinds, but only carry one all the time.)
My chain saws stay home though.
I've owned those pole type limb loppers, but I got rid of'm all.....too cumbersome.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

For safety, I carry......
- 3 traffic cones
- 3 flashing LED warning thingies
- A torque wrench to check lug nuts regularly
- 4 jacks
- Spare clothing for all weather
- Safety wire
- Duct tape (2 different kinds)
- Food & water
- Mechanic's creeper
- Air pump
- Wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, drills, saws, etc
- Grease & oil
- Flashlight
- Shovel
- A few other miscellaneous items

wow, what a lot, i only carry the LED warning lights,
a full set of hand tools, multi-meter, Oil, hydraulic fluid, wire, spare bulbs, air pump,
flashlights, and my Paramedic first aid kit. (i got fed up of tearing up my good clothes as
emergency dressings when i came across an accident)

 

[Revoltingest]

wow, what a lot, i only carry the LED warning lights,
a full set of hand tools, multi-meter, Oil, hydraulic fluid, wire, spare bulbs, air pump,
flashlights, and my Paramedic first aid kit. (i got fed up of tearing up my good clothes as
emergency dressings when i came across an accident)

You sound like some kind of obsessive paranoid nut.
My kind of guy!

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

You sound like some kind of obsessive paranoid nut.
My kind of guy!

Nah, i am just an Engineer and a trained Paramedic.. so tools and first aid come natural.

 

[Luciferi Baphomet]

I don't drive yet lol.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

One thing I noticed the OP fails to ask: how frequently do you throw your fist out the window to expose your middle finger to drivers who are careless and not paying attention? My answer is, I keep my window down just enough to get my hand out the window because there are just too many drivers out there who fail to realize you need to look both ways before pulling out into a road.

 

[Skwim]

What Kind Of Driver Are You?

Speed Limits:
2. almost always 5-10 over.

Stop Signs:
3. I stop completely, make sure it is clear, then proceed.

Tailgating:
3. I keep a safe distance so that I have a good reactionary gap if something were to happen.

Merging Traffic:
3. I am courteous toward all vehicles.

Blinkers:
3. I always use mine.


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[Revoltingest]

Nah, i am just an Engineer and a trained Paramedic.. so tools and first aid come natural.

"Just" an engineer?
Such modesty!

 

[Neo Deist]

Speed Limits:
1. Balls to the wall!

Stop Signs:
1. No cop, no stop!

Tailgating:
1. I try and push people out of the way!

Merging Traffic:
1. Oh hell no, they can get behind me!

Blinkers:
1. WTF is a blinker?


If I just ate a 1 lb. double chili bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce half an hour ago...yeah I drive like the above!

Butt cheeks puckered up so tight I pinch a crease in the car seat , while praying to everything holy that I make it home before Mt. St. Anus erupts in cataclysmic liquid fire.

 

[Revoltingest]

One thing I noticed the OP fails to ask: how frequently do you throw your fist out the window to expose your middle finger to drivers who are careless and not paying attention? My answer is, I keep my window down just enough to get my hand out the window because there are just too many drivers out there who fail to realize you need to look both ways before pulling out into a road.

When vexed, I usually wave & smile at the offending driver.
Why?
I figure it'll confuse them.
Or they might even take more offense at this.
But I find this physical action puts me in a calmer frame of mind.
This is good when driving.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

"Just" an engineer?
Such modesty!

Blush .... ok ok, Optical instrument tech. Masters in Mech. Eng, Elec. Eng.:
Computer Tech. Training in Biomedical Eng. Medical Gas Systems... so a certified Nerdy Geek !! ...

Or in my Terminology .... Mad Scientist !!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

When vexed, I usually wave & smile at the offending driver.
Why?
I figure it'll confuse them.

Judging by the looks and expressions of those who are prone to seeing my middle finger, they are already confused enough as it is.

 

[RRex]

Saws.....
I carry several different kinds. One never knows when you might need to cut branches, loose pieces of exhaust system, mangled fenders (from exploding trailer tires), etc.
I once had a tree fall right in front of me. (Lucky it didn't fall on me.) I cut it up & cleared the road for myself & the traffic behind me. I've also had to clear overhead branches out of my way when going off road.
Torque wrench.....
I had a wheel fall off once. That cost several days & couple thousand dollars. Torque wrenches are cheap.

It gets even more obsessive.....
I carry these (personally modified) for when I have to drive thru muddy fields.....
http://www.duradeckmats.com/?_bt=70889569821&_bk=duradeck&_bm=e&gclid=CK2J1sTjv84CFdQ2gQod6RMAxA

. . . If I just ate a 1 lb. double chili bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce half an hour ago...yeah I drive like the above!

Butt cheeks puckered up so tight I pinch a crease in the car seat , while praying to everything holy that I make it home before Mt. St. Anus erupts in cataclysmic liquid fire.

I laughed so hard I almost barfed.

 

[Estro Felino]

Speed Limits: 35 km/h in town (the limit is 50)...100 km/h in highway
Stop Signs: In my town most stop signs have been replaced by traffic lights...so...I always stop
Tailgating: People sometimes pass me left and right because I am slow, and the rudest ones call me names.
Merging Traffic: Anyone can get in front of me. That's why I hate driving in town and I love the highway
Blinkers: Well...I forget to use them...most of the times.

 

[oldbadger]

I was a fast rider/driver. So I got nicked for speeding in 1971. The Magistrates fined me £25 and endorsed my licence. £25 !!! I decided that the fine was a total waste of Guiness which I could have enjoyed, so I never speeded again.

I drive defensively, and drink guiness when safe at home.

It works........

 

[Revoltingest]

I laughed so hard I almost barfed.

And with that cardboard coffee tray, you're as prepared for adversity as are we!

 

[Revoltingest]

I was a fast rider/driver. So I got nicked for speeding in 1971. The Magistrates fined me £25 and endorsed my licence. £25 !!! I decided that the fine was a total waste of Guiness which I could have enjoyed, so I never speeded again.

I drive defensively, and drink guiness when safe at home.

It works........

I know a number of people......well, knew one....who've driven 160 to 170 mph on the highways here (motorcycles).
This is a very very bad idea.

 

[dawny0826]

I drive with precious cargo (kids).

1. Balls to the wall!
2. Maybe 5-10 over: I travel interstate frequently, I keep up with traffic. Fond of using cruise control on long trips.
3. I do the speed limit.
4. I drive a little slower than the speed limit.
5. WTF is driving?

Stop Signs:
1. No cop, no stop!
2. I slow to a crawl but don't come to a complete stop.
3. I stop completely, make sure it is clear, then proceed.
4. I fall asleep at stop signs.
5. WTF is a stop sign?

Tailgating:
1. I try and push people out of the way!
2. I keep maybe 15-20 feet between me and the car in front, even at 80 mph.
3. I keep a safe distance so that I have a good reactionary gap if something were to happen.
4. People pass me left and right because I am slow.
5. I only tailgate at football games.

Merging Traffic:
1. Oh hell no, they can get behind me!
2. I might let them in, depending on how they look...the hotter the better!
3. I am courteous toward all vehicles, except maybe 18 wheelers.
4. Anyone can get in front of me. As long as they aren't being jerks. Irritates me when people wait until the very last minute to merge at a bottle neck, so that they can get ahead of others. It's obvious who is genuinely trying to get over when they realize it's a bottle neck and who is acting a turd.
5. I am the only car on the road, WTF is merging traffic?

Blinkers:
1. WTF is a blinker?
2. I use mine sometimes.
3. I always use mine.
4. I signal for the person in front of me so that the person behind me knows to slow down.
5. My dashboard lights blink on and off.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Speed Limits:
1. Balls to the wall!
2. Maybe 5-10 over.
3. I do the speed limit.
4. I drive a little slower than the speed limit.
5. WTF is driving?

Varies between 1 & 3 depending on environment and whether I think a cop is hiding behind the next hill.

Stop Signs:
1. No cop, no stop!
2. I slow to a crawl but don't come to a complete stop.
3. I stop completely, make sure it is clear, then proceed.
4. I fall asleep at stop signs.
5. WTF is a stop sign?

3. Complete stop.

Tailgating:
1. I try and push people out of the way!
2. I keep maybe 15-20 feet between me and the car in front, even at 80 mph.
3. I keep a safe distance so that I have a good reactionary gap if something were to happen.
4. People pass me left and right because I am slow.
5. I only tailgate at football games.

If I'm in the right lane: 3.

If I'm in the passing lane: 2.

If the guy won't leave the passing lane: closer to 1.

Merging Traffic:
1. Oh hell no, they can get behind me!
2. I might let them in, depending on how they look...the hotter the better!
3. I am courteous toward all vehicles, except maybe 18 wheelers.
4. Anyone can get in front of me.
5. I am the only car on the road, WTF is merging traffic?

If their lane is ending and both lanes are queued up: I'll let anyone in, zipper-style.

If they're trying to jump the queue: 1.

Blinkers:
1. WTF is a blinker?
2. I use mine sometimes.
3. I always use mine.
4. I signal for the person in front of me so that the person behind me knows to slow down.
5. My dashboard lights blink on and off.

3.