What would Jesus Do

[Druidus]

For a Klondike bar? What would Jesus/Buddha/Creator/Muhammed/Pink Unicorn/Creator/God/Satan/Bill Gates/etc. do for a klondike bar?

 

[robtex]

He would rastle an alligator. Dig a canyon with his bare hands. Run around the earth 7 times (his lucky number I understand). Drop kick the moon. Read every book ever written in Japanese backwards.....wait...wait...OH forgot....he made klondike bars and everything else in the univers...Jesus is all about Klondike bars!!

 

[jewscout]

For a Klondike bar? What would Jesus/Buddha/Creator/Muhammed/Pink Unicorn/Creator/God/Satan/Bill Gates/etc. do for a klondike bar?

He would promise to eat his beef meal AFTER the Klondike bar!!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Same thing I would... anything.

 

[Green Gaia]

Jesus - would forgive your sins
Buddha - would teach you how to end your suffering and reach enlightenment
Muhammed - would write a surah about the Klondike bar
Bill Gates - would buy the company and have them whenever he wanted

 

[Bastet]

Just one question...what's a Klondike bar?

 

[Druidus]

Klondike Bar

 

[Lightkeeper]

Turn one into millions and feed the masses.

 

[jewscout]

Just one question...what's a Klondike bar?

sweet delicious goodness!!! Especially the York peppermint klondike bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Saw11_2000]

Bill Gates would have his programmers design Microsoft Klondike 2005, which enables you easy access to Klondike bars where ever you may be in the world as long as you have an ethernet connection and a .NET Passport. Of course, he would make expansion packs for the different varieties.

 

[Jaymes]

I think I'm the only person around that doesn't like Klondike bars. :areyoucra

 

[sillygeezer10]

Jesus would drink Cod oil and spit it out to the masses who don't have one...

 

[Snowbear]

Jesus would make just one, then share it with 5000.

 

[cfer]

Bill Gates - would buy the company and have them whenever he wanted

He would buy the company, but he wouldn't stop there. He'd then say that he is the only one who makes Klondike bars, making sure to squeeze Kemps out of business because they make ice cream sandwhiches and Eskimo pies.

People would then become sick off of Klondike bars because of the multitude of viruses (virii?) associated with them that Mr. Gates and his company would never be able to control. Then he'd issue some medication for the various viruses, but it would already be too late because there'd be 4 more different strains of the virus out there by the time he got to issuing the first medication....

And if you wanted to keep healthy from all the viruses, you'd have to upgrade to Klondike 2.0, which would get rid of some previous viruses but introduce totally new ones.

Of course, you'd have to replace your freezer in order to keep Klondike 2.0 from melting....