What's the Most Boring Thing About You?

[Sha'irullah]

No one wants to hear about Star Trek, Final Fantasy, various books, religion.

MARRY ME!

 

[Huey09]

MARRY ME!

HEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!!:foryou:

 

[Poeticus]

MARRY ME!

HEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!!:foryou:

Wrong. Post #19 proves that I saw her first.

 

[Huey09]

Wrong. Post #19 proves that I saw her first.

Curse you my friend...curse yooouuuu!!:149: lol

 

[ratikala]

namaskaram O...? prabhu ji :namaste

Some of the following are things I've been told are boring hobbies:

borring ?

My interest in religion

you are just too curious for most .....

My interest in languages and linguistics

too inteligent by far ....

Video games

too fond of your own company .... that I can understand

Reading

jai jai , another sign of sencibility ...

Being a teetotaller

too fond of your life to waste it ..

Not liking clubbing

what is clubbing ....? sounds realy borring , ....temple hopping is much much more exciting :namaste

Being in a faithful, steady relationship

jai ho , .... good man , and lucky wife .....Oh no , I have run out of smilly things .....

 

[ratikala]

namaskaram huey ji :namaste

I have trouble shutting up with deep conversations.

yep sounds famillar , ....and where I can drive people even crazier is that I get so enthusiastic about it

About 70% of what I talk about on a daily basis: politics, human behavior, Literature and symbolism in it, philosophy the list goes on and on. Maybe that's why I have few friends...

another inteligent soul who is just too smart for the masses , ....I have to avoid politics as I am likely to get a bit angry with the futility of it all , they... (politicians )...are not much better than a pack of dogs , infact dogs have an excuse ....

philosophy now that is more like it , philosophy can never be boring :namaste

 

[oldbadger]

Buttons. Very few people understand my facination with buttons.

My wife's uncle Vic collected buttons. When she took me to meet him he insisted on showing me his entire collection, gathered over many decades. I've never met anyone since whose m.o. in life was gathering buttons.

But, after his death his family sent the lot to auction, and they made enough to buy a house......!

:foryou:

 

[Poeticus]

Curse you my friend...curse yooouuuu!!:149: lol

 

[ratikala]

But you can get really nice buttons :yes:

I spin , knit and sew , ...so buttons are Good , ...soap is Good , ...making things is more than Good , and you can even talk philosophy whilst spinning , so that is double good

bread and cakes eggless cakes and other edible yummy things definately not boring .

 

[Revoltingest]

Most boring....let me count the ways.
- Interest in technological history
- Landscaping
- My wonderful new lawnmower
- Playing go
- My antique wrench collection
- My antique woodworking tool collection
- My antique catalog collection
- My antique technical book collection
- My antique spark plug collection
- My antique lubricator collection
- My antique spark plug collection
- My antique generator collection
- My antique motor collection
- My antique safe collection
- My antique steam engine collection
- My antique gas engine collection
- My antique gasoline engine collection
- My antique aircraft engine collection
- My antique marine engine collection
- My antique machine tool collection
- My patent model collection
- My Hawaiian & otherwise loud shirt collection
- My antique clock collection
- My antique furniture collection
- My antique vehicle (motorcycle, truck, forklift) collection
- My antique commercial art collection
- My politics (boring to normal folk....not you guys)

Is anyone still awake after reading the above?
If so, you have a serious tolerance for tedium yourself!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Most boring....let me count the ways.
- Interest in technological history
- Landscaping
- My wonderful new lawnmower
- Playing go
- My antique catalog collection
- My antique technical book collection
- My antique spark plug collection
- My antique lubricator collection
- My antique spark plug collection
- My antique generator collection
- My antique motor collection
- My antique safe collection
- My antique steam engine collection
- My antique gas engine collection
- My antique gasoline engine collection
- My antique aircraft engine collection
- My antique marine engine collection
- My antique machine tool collection
- My patent model collection
- My Hawaiian & otherwise loud shirt collection
- My antique clock collection
- My antique furniture collection
- My antique vehicle (motorcycle, truck, forklift) collection
- My antique commercial art collection
- My politics (boring to normal folk....not you guys)

Is anyone still awake after reading the above?
If so, you have a serious tolerance for tedium yourself!

Are all those things really antiques, or merely things you've had so long from being so old?



ba-da-dum!

 

[Revoltingest]

Are all those things really antiques, or merely things you've had so long from being so old?

They are far older than I....unless you say my 1970 Triumph 650 is an antique (I wouldn't).

I forgot some.....
- My antique (1500s thru 1800s) blacksmith anvil collection <--- Candidate for the most boring & arcane of all
- My antique hammer collection (ranging from hand held to 9 foot tall drop hammers weighing many thousands of pounds)
- My antique display case collection
- My antique trade card collection
- My antique stock certificate collection
- My art glass collection
- My slide rule collection
- My vintage British software collection

 

[Vinayaka]

"to think I used to be a dull guy" [youtube]ENXx4pATYn4[/youtube]
Jackie Vernon - His Classic "Slideshow" Routine - YouTube

 

[Sunstone]

Probably my propensity to discuss how one would go about formulating algorithms for various hypothetical problems or processes.

Damn! My spontaneous erection broke my zipper!

 

[Wirey]

What favorite subject of yours is most likely to bore the people around you? That is, what subject most causes your friends and associates to wish they were not too cowardly to perform a frontal lobotomy on themselves with a table spoon whenever you show up to put that subject on display?

Is it the fact you just love to talk about Ivan the Terrible's treatment of his barons?

What about your enthusiasm for recounting in painful detail everything that once happened at your high school prom?

Or could it be that story you've told everyone twice about how you barfed the night away after drinking sixteen beers?

Perhaps it's your willingness to tell people what an enlightened human you are?

But maybe it's not a subject! Maybe it's a trait or habit of yours that bores the pants off people! So what it is?

My disgustingly porn-like good looks, coupled with my oversized genetalia. Plus, I bought a PVR so I wouldn't miss Jeopardy.

 

[Revoltingest]

My disgustingly porn-like good looks, coupled with my oversized genetalia. Plus, I bought a PVR so I wouldn't miss Jeopardy.

You think that's boring?
I like recumbent bicycles!

 

[Wirey]

You think that's boring?
I like recumbent bicycles!

You have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a bike.

 

[Revoltingest]

You have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a bike.

But they don't object....much.

 

[Wirey]

But they don't object....much.

Yeah, but try explaining all those unicycles to the missus.

 

[Penumbra]

-Interests in super heroes.
-Interests in philosophy.
-Bad at most sports.
-Not fun at parties.