What's your stripper name?

[Wirey]

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, reply to the thread. And take 'em off. Slow.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p= Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c =tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice


Meet Princess Sparklebomb!

 

[Tarheeler]

I'd be... Princess Glitterkiss. And I'm married to Chesty Glitterkiss.

:areyoucra

 

[Titanic]

Id be Princess Glitterhiney.

 

[YmirGF]

Sapphire Leatherbutton


oy vey, eh

 

[Revoltingest]

Raquel Sweetkiss here!

 

[Titanic]

If I could choose, I would pick

Breathless Mahoney.

 

[Badran]

Mimi Leatherfire.

I love it!

 

[Revoltingest]

I wish I were "Princess Sparklecheeks".

 

[Me Myself]

Chesty Heavenhorn

though I cheated and used my second name and my second "last name" (my mother's last name, Latino thing.)

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

Heidi Leathertush

 

[Aquitaine]

Princess Leather-Thong.

lolwut

 

[Infinitum]

Chesty Silverthong. My stripper self has a horribly bad imagination.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Chesty Heaventhighs

Pretty accurate.

 

[Father Heathen]

Dallas Glitterkiss

 

[Koldo]

Bunny Glittersizzle.

Oh, come on, that's a very manly name.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I wish I was Isis Velvetshock

 

[Draka]

Heidi Lustyfire

Seriously? "Lustyfire" LOL

 

[Sand Dancer]

Princess Glitter? Sounds like a girl's cartoon show.

 

[Sand Dancer]

Chesty Heaventhighs

Oh my.:cover:

 

[Wirey]

Heidi Leathertush

That's my grandma's real name! And it is leathery.