Who Created Evolution?

[Kemosloby]

No, not Darwin. God created evolution. Darwin may have noticed some things like cross breeding and adaptation, called it evolution, and after a few puffs of the wacky weed, decided people came from monkeys. But for whatever part of evolution is true, God created at the time of creation. God created both the visible and invisible. The systems of the life cycle are a part of the creation; adaptation, survival of the fittest, luck, winning. The things people call evolution.

Collosians 1:16 For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

No, not Darwin. God created evolution. ...

So there!

 

[Rival]

 

[Kapalika]

And here I was thinking it was just an inevitable result of the interactions of the laws of nature under specific conditions.

Edit: that actually applies to all phenomena, now that I think of it.

 

[Callisto]

No, not Darwin. God created evolution.

Then why are there so many Christians who deny evolution? Isn't that essentially denying God('s will) by doing so? (Half earnest, half cheeky question )

 

[osgart]

I always deny facts , that's how I learned to walk through walls.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I always deny facts , that's how I learned to walk through walls.

I have to admit I never saw that co-- OMIGODHECAMEOUTOFTHEWALL!!

 

[Rival]

I have to admit I never saw that co-- OMIGODHECAMEOUTOFTHEWALL!!

The Donald isn't pleased at all. We're going to have to upgrade to an electric fence.

 

[Kemosloby]

Then why are there so many Christians who deny evolution? Isn't that essentially denying God('s will) by doing so? (Half earnest, half cheeky question )

Christians only deny the part of evolution theory that is false.

 

[Erebus]

No, not Darwin

It's spelled "Dawkins"

Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Christians only deny the part of evolution theory that is false.

You mean those Christians except for those less Christian than you ...

... like the Pope.​

 

[Rival]

You mean those Christians except for those less Christian than you ...

... like the Pope.​

Pope is the Antichrist. Geneva Bible says so in the margin.

So there!

 

[Jesster]

Nobody created evolution.

Yes, the name of the creator is "Nobody". I'm not sure why they go by that.

 

[Kemosloby]

You mean those Christians except for those less Christian than you ...

... like the Pope.​

Yeah like the Pope. What Christian would call himself the Holy Father?

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Yeah like the Pope. What Christian would call himself the Holy Father?

That *******. I much prefer thoughtful, caring folk such as you.

 

[Kemosloby]

That *******. I much prefer thoughtful, caring folk such as you.

Sinners, Jesus came to save sinners.
Romans 5:8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Sinners, Jesus came to save sinners.
Romans 5:8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

Damn ... I overlooked Romans 5.8. Thanks.

 

[osgart]

it's that stuff hangs around in existence and adapts, and becomes out of sheer mindless happenstance.

So be careful eating soup, you never know what will emerge.

 

[Kemosloby]

Damn ... I overlooked Romans 5.8. Thanks.

Apparently the one about cursing too.

 

[columbus]

No, not Darwin. God created evolution. Darwin may have noticed some things like cross breeding and adaptation, called it evolution, and after a few puffs of the wacky weed, decided people came from monkeys. But for whatever part of evolution is true, God created at the time of creation. God created both the visible and invisible. The systems of the life cycle are a part of the creation; adaptation, survival of the fittest, luck, winning. The things people call evolution.

Collosians 1:16 For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him.

Woah! Cool dude!
You just invented Old Earth Creationism. You should patent it so you could go to Heaven a very rich man.

Tom