Kangaroo Feathers
Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
Conservatives: WE DON'T NEED NO GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS! IF A COMPANY MAKES A BAD PRODUCT, THE FREE MARKET WILL REACT AND FORCE BUSINESS TO CHANGE!
Free Market: Your product is ****ing racist.
Business: We'll take it off the market and do better.
Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!