• Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Who had racist sugar water as the next hypocritical tribal conservative hill to die on?

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
104069344_3084288811606501_6348421289373683869_n.jpg

Conservatives: WE DON'T NEED NO GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS! IF A COMPANY MAKES A BAD PRODUCT, THE FREE MARKET WILL REACT AND FORCE BUSINESS TO CHANGE!

Free Market: Your product is ****ing racist.

Business: We'll take it off the market and do better.

Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!
 

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
104069344_3084288811606501_6348421289373683869_n.jpg

Conservatives: WE DON'T NEED NO GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS! IF A COMPANY MAKES A BAD PRODUCT, THE FREE MARKET WILL REACT AND FORCE BUSINESS TO CHANGE!

Free Market: Your product is ****ing racist.

Business: We'll take it off the market and do better.

Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!
THAT... :confused:

THAT... :eek:

THAT...:mad:

Was quite good! :D
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
What's next on their boycott list?

I'd say Little Debbie but.......

Gerber baby food. Now that's a good German Nazi name.....

They better leave Juan Valdez on my coffee though. It's outright war if they remove him.

How did Harvey Wallbanger get into all this?

Count Chocula? Now that's borderline blackface. Can't have that on some kids cerealbox.

Laura Secord. Who does anything better?
Oh wait a minute that's Canadian. It doesn't count.

Oh no, not Cherrykee Red. That's my all time favorite cherry soda!

Bartles & Jaymes. Thank you for your support.
 

Evangelicalhumanist

"Truth" isn't a thing...
Premium Member
104069344_3084288811606501_6348421289373683869_n.jpg

Conservatives: WE DON'T NEED NO GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS! IF A COMPANY MAKES A BAD PRODUCT, THE FREE MARKET WILL REACT AND FORCE BUSINESS TO CHANGE!

Free Market: Your product is ****ing racist.

Business: We'll take it off the market and do better.

Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!
Oh, but really! I'm a Canadian. Our flag is a maple leaf. We have maples by the billions, and I've tapped them myself.

Why on earth would anybody even consider eating a pancake with that horrible brown sugar concoction when they can have real maple syrup? :eek:
 

Mindmaster

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!

Nope, it's more like:

Conservatives: "Pancakes!?! What the... Man, I thought the liberals were dumb just not that dumb. Oh well, learn something new every day."

But, that's sort of the gist of what I've heard them say about it. Most conservatives don't consume that garbage because it's not real maple syrup, lol. Regardless, I'd recommend you'd stop taking interpretations of conservatives views from liberal sites as they're untrue. I've only heard them mocking or what the heck as the response. They certainly don't care about Aunt Jemima's fake as all hell syrup.

I just think they should change the name to Aunt Karen's and put a big goofy haired white girl on the front of the bottle. Why waste an opportunity to troll with your brand? :D
 

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
Conservatives: WE DON'T NEED NO GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS! IF A COMPANY MAKES A BAD PRODUCT, THE FREE MARKET WILL REACT AND FORCE BUSINESS TO CHANGE!

Free Market: Your product is ****ing racist.

Business: We'll take it off the market and do better.

Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!
Lol. There were talks I think about the cheese brand “Coon” over here is Australiastan. But they managed to get around that because the founder just happened to have that as his last name.
Still doesn’t make it any less awkward to communicate to an American that “Coon cheese is popular but not my favourite.”
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
Nope, it's more like:

Conservatives: "Pancakes!?! What the... Man, I thought the liberals were dumb just not that dumb. Oh well, learn something new every day."

But, that's sort of the gist of what I've heard them say about it. Most conservatives don't consume that garbage because it's not real maple syrup, lol. Regardless, I'd recommend you'd stop taking interpretations of conservatives views from liberal sites as they're untrue. I've only heard them mocking or what the heck as the response. They certainly don't care about Aunt Jemima's fake as all hell syrup.

I just think they should change the name to Aunt Karen's and put a big goofy haired white girl on the front of the bottle. Why waste an opportunity to troll with your brand? :D
That's a lot of words to reiterate exactly what I said in the OP *eyeroll*
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
Lol. There were talks I think about the cheese brand “Coon” over here is Australiastan. But they managed to get around that because the founder just happened to have that as his last name.
Still doesn’t make it any less awkward to communicate to an American that “Coon cheese is popular but not my favourite.”
A brand that "just happened" to be named after it's owner and founder? C'mon.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
104069344_3084288811606501_6348421289373683869_n.jpg

Conservatives: WE DON'T NEED NO GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS! IF A COMPANY MAKES A BAD PRODUCT, THE FREE MARKET WILL REACT AND FORCE BUSINESS TO CHANGE!

Free Market: Your product is ****ing racist.

Business: We'll take it off the market and do better.

Conservatives: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! I CAN NEVER EAT PANCAKES AGAIN!

Yeah, I was listening about this on the radio this morning.

I remember when the restaurant chain formerly known as "Sambo's" ended up changing their name. Many people complained about "Aunt Jemima," too, although rather than doing away with the brand, they updated the image.

I haven't heard if they're going to change it to a different name or just stop making syrup and pancake mix altogether.
 

Evangelicalhumanist

"Truth" isn't a thing...
Premium Member
Because it's cheap?
I suppose that's a reason...not good enough for me, though.

I can remember, many years ago when I lived in a children's home in Ottawa that had a fabulous woods as part of the property, tapping the trees in early March, then collecting the sap and boiling it down. (You actually reduce it by a factor of about 40 -- so 40 litres of sap gives you 1 litre of maple syrup.)

And then, if you're lucky and have had a fresh snowfall, you poor a line of hot syrup into the snow where it immediately solidifies into a wonderful treat -- infinitely better than any candy bought in a store. I did that so many times when I was a kid -- it's still a magical part of my life.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
A brand that "just happened" to be named after it's owner and founder? C'mon.

It's one of those two-way words which depend on context. As you said, it's a proper name, and it's also a shortening of the word "raccoon."

Back when Aunt Jemima first came out as a brand, there were a lot of brands which had some rather offensive names, so Aunt Jemima is a relic from a different era.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I suppose that's a reason...not good enough for me, though.

I can remember, many years ago when I lived in a children's home in Ottawa that had a fabulous woods as part of the property, tapping the trees in early March, then collecting the sap and boiling it down. (You actually reduce it by a factor of about 40 -- so 40 litres of sap gives you 1 litre of maple syrup.)

And then, if you're lucky and have had a fresh snowfall, you poor a line of hot syrup into the snow where it immediately solidifies into a wonderful treat -- infinitely better than any candy bought in a store. I did that so many times when I was a kid -- it's still a magical part of my life.
I’m on the road this week.
I have a quart of maple syrup.
It should last me a week.
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
I suppose that's a reason...not good enough for me, though.

I can remember, many years ago when I lived in a children's home in Ottawa that had a fabulous woods as part of the property, tapping the trees in early March, then collecting the sap and boiling it down. (You actually reduce it by a factor of about 40 -- so 40 litres of sap gives you 1 litre of maple syrup.)

And then, if you're lucky and have had a fresh snowfall, you poor a line of hot syrup into the snow where it immediately solidifies into a wonderful treat -- infinitely better than any candy bought in a store. I did that so many times when I was a kid -- it's still a magical part of my life.
We just have eucalyptus trees here :(
 
Top