Am I being down on myself, I guess I kinda was. I wasn't trying to be though. Just, I don't know. Anyways, okay, I made this friend test. It's really funny. It's kinda girly though. The ones on the web are always for high schoolers. This one's more for people my age, but you are all welcome to try it and just use your imagination!
Take my super nifty friendship quiz to see if you are a good friend!
1. You and your friend are waiting for a bus, but there is only one empty seat. You:
A) Let your friend have the seat and wait for the next bus.
B) Insist that you both share the seat.
C) Explain to your friend why you need the seat more than she does.
D) Kick her butt and take the seat, how dare she try and take the seat that fate obviously meant just for you.
2. Your friend starts dating your ex, even though you've been broken up for a year. You:
A) Wish them well, you've moved on anyway.
B) Call her up and tell her what a jerk he is.
C) Say nothing, but secretly buy voodoo dolls that look suspiciously like the two of them.
D) Kick her butt! That's YOUR turf!
3. Your friend comes down with the flu. You think you gave it to her. You:
A) Bring her some books and stay for a while to chit chat.
B) Call once to make sure she's alive.
C) Say, "That's what you get for giving me that cold last year."
D) Call once to laugh at her, and describe disgusting things to make her puke more, and laugh some more.
4. Your friend announces she is entering a beauty contest. You:
A) Wish her luck and help her pick out a new hairstyle.
B) Enter as well, we'll see who's beautifuller!
C) Laugh at her.
D) Kick her butt for thinking she's all that, and threaten more butt kickins if she doesn't quit.
5. You get dumped. You expect your friend to:
A) Come over and cheer you up, if thier not too busy.
B) Listen to your 4 hour tales of woe till 2 a.m.
C) Set you up with someone else, pronto.
D) Kick the person who dumped you's butt.
6. Your friend asks you to watch her house while she's on vacation. You:
A) Say yes, you can't wait to play with her dog and water her plants.
B) Say no, when's the last time she did anything for you?
C) Say yes, you can't wait to read her mail, use her long distance, and eat all her junk food.
D) Say yes. PAR- TAY!!! You can't wait to see her face when she comes home to her home sweet pile of ashes home.
7. Your friend asks you if she's getting fat. She IS. You say:
A) You look fine, but let's go jogging today.
B) Beauty is on the inside, but yeah you need to lay off the twinkies.
C) Who cares. You were never that skinny to begin with. One more drop in the ugly pond ain't gonna make an ocean.
D) Moooo!!
8. Your friend steals a french fry off your plate. You:
A) Smile and continue eating.
B) Say, very sternly, "I don't share food!" And shove the rest of your fries in your mouth as fast as you can all at once.
C) Say, "EWWW don't get your germs on my food!"
D) Whack her hand and yell, "Lay off, pig!"
9. Your friend joins a cult. You:
A) Warn her about the dangers, and hope she'll reconsider.
B) Bust in and crash the cult meeting, accusing everyone there of being aliens.
C) Don't want to get involved, it's her life.
D) Join up!
10. Your friend is being harrassed by someone who claims she is a jerk. You:
A) Stick up for her, even if you get hurt in the process.
B)Walk away, it's her problem.
C) Tell her they have a point, she kind of is a jerk at times!
D) Join in!
If you post the your answers (numbers and letters only please) I will tally them up and tell you what kind of friend I think you are. I will try to be nice about it!!!
So maybe if we stuck to topics like the weather, we'd be ok. 
