Who Is Better In Bed?

[sun rise]

Seems you are assuming he is not in bed when posting.....

If he can post and, um, er, "sleep" at the same time, then he is a winner, of sorts. I prefer one thing at a time.

 

[Revoltingest]

Actually, yes. A skill honed in too many early morning work flights.
I can get on a plane, decide to sleep, and not even be conscious for takeoff.

 

[fantome profane]

The best indicator of sexual prowess is post count.
I can get the job done in just a couple minutes.
Any challengers?

I demand a recount.

 

[Revoltingest]

I demand a recount.

Let me finish up with Jill Stein first.

 

[Talmai]

I'm a landlord.
I know.
The thangs that can happen upon & to a terlit......ew.....ewwwwww!

I worked as a custodian last month. Some people are not good with toilets, and bathrooms.

 

[Revoltingest]

I worked as a custodian last month. Some people are not good with toilets, and bathrooms.

Aye, some people don't so much "eliminate" as "erupt".

 

[Talmai]

Aye, some people don't so much "eliminate" as "erupt".

Yeah..

And then there are those people who think the space behind the toilet is a garbage bin.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah..

And then there are those people who think the space behind the toilet is a garbage bin.

And it's even worse when they think it's a sexual adventure playground.

 

[crossfire]

What...?
Wait...
Hold on a sec...

Damn.
Co-worker turned on the conservative filter.
No worries.
I turned it back off.
Now, even if she figures out the password is "sexisgreat" she will be physically unable to type it in.

Does she have a case of "sinpotence?

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually, yes. A skill honed in too many early morning work flights.
I can get on a plane, decide to sleep, and not even be conscious for takeoff.

Hopefully you're not the pilot

 

[Talmai]

And it's even worse when they think it's a sexual adventure playground.

I would toss a rat into the stall.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm good in bed... alone. I sleep too much.

***tries not to cry... goes to a corner and cries a river***