Whenever I meet a woman with a condom, I instantly fall in love. I can't help it. It just speaks volumes about her sense of responsibility and foresight. I also think "She must be pretty sophisticated". That's a good thing in my book.
Of course, I never get anywhere with women who have condoms. Or with any women, for that matter. I can't understand why not. I take them out on a date, I buy expensive meals and show tickets for them, I take them back to my apartment, I get on the internet, I show them my favorite website (Bongo Jimmy's "Safari Lust", featuring Bongo Jimmy's sexcapades with most known species of African wildlife), and for some unknown reason they are never in the mood for any romance. I can't understand it.