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Why do Canadians want a Giant Banana over Texas?

krashlocke

Member
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The best part is that they are soliciting donations for it. Is there some kind of international space grafitti law or something? Can we declare war for this?
 

evearael

Well-Known Member
It does actually bring up an interesting lapse in our laws. Right now there is nothing stopping a company from sending a giant advertisement into near orbit (unless there are marketing regulations broad enough to cover it). A banana is mildly amusing, but I would not be pleased with a giant bottle of booze or pack of cigarrettes hanging in the sky for a month at a time. I prefer looking at the sky without manmade adornment.
 

Mathematician

Reason, and reason again
NOW I can safely say I've seen everything. :biglaugh:

In Germany there is a law (I believe) that states quite clearly all citizens are entitled to sunshine. I suppose we might need something similar if the canucks get their way.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
I think it's the best idea I've heard all year! And this Chimp would volunteer to be sent into space in a sec! Ummm, bananas :drool:
 
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Majikthise

Guest
Buttercup said:
I think it's the best idea I've heard all year! And this Chimp would volunteer to be sent into space in a sec! Ummm, bananas :drool:

I knew you couldn't resist this.
 

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
As a Canadian I am a bit surprised about this. Granted we have our fair share of people who are bananas, in fact some are governing my country as I type. What puzzles me is why they wouldn't want such an awesome sight over say, Regina or Moose Jaw or Ottawa?

What bothers me about this is that they will likely get funding (at least partial) to pull off such a pointless thing. Clear proof that some people have way too much time on their hands... if it is legit, of course.
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
What source of power will it use to adjust and maintain orbit, and who will monitor and control it?
Sure you can place it in orbit and have it hang there for a while, but there are lots of forces that will perturb its orbit. Eventually it'll come down. I can see the headlines now: "Dallas deluged with ten tons of banana creme."

Who's going to pay for the cleanup?
 

evearael

Well-Known Member
Seyorni said:
What source of power will it use to adjust and maintain orbit, and who will monitor and control it?
Sure you can place it in orbit and have it hang there for a while, but there are lots of forces that will perturb its orbit. Eventually it'll come down. I can see the headlines now: "Dallas deluged with then tons of banana creme."

Who's going to pay for the cleanup?
It appears they are only halfway to raising enough funds to pull this off, but their list of people they need help from makes me question whether they can pull this off because it includes engineers specialized in bamboo structures and such. It's going to be kind of like a big near orbit blimp with enough gas to keep it up for a month... I sincerely hope they've figured out a way to bring it down gently.
 

krashlocke

Member
evearael said:
It appears they are only halfway to raising enough funds to pull this off, but their list of people they need help from makes me question whether they can pull this off because it includes engineers specialized in bamboo structures and such. It's going to be kind of like a big near orbit blimp with enough gas to keep it up for a month... I sincerely hope they've figured out a way to bring it down gently.

Gently? Where's the fun in that? I want something explosive! :D

Future Headline: Giant Flaming Banana Rockets into San Antonio Mall, Strikes Gas Line, Fireball Seen From Canada
 
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