Why I believe there is one right movie.

[Sunstone]

Movies sometimes contradict each other. But when they contradict each other, there can only be one movie that is right and the others must be wrong. Just as 1+1=2, there is only one right answer.

Checkmate, pluralists!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

And that one right movie is Battlefield Earth.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Harry Potter didn't take the ring to Mordor. Therefore Harry Potter must be a lie.

 

[Sunstone]

Harry Potter didn't take the ring to Mordor. Therefore Harry Potter must be a lie.

Precisely my own thoughts when watching the Potter series!

 

[Amechania]

Zardoz is the one true and holy Film. Before Zardoz nothing was and from Zardoz came all things. All hail Zardoz!

 

[bobhikes]

You can formulate it to remove the contradiction

For example

(2 * Iron man + 1 captain America + 1 Thor - 2* hulk)/Spiderman Series = Avengers

See it all works.

 

[Sunstone]

You can formulate it to remove the contradiction

For example

(2 * Iron man + 1 captain America + 1 Thor - 2* hulk)/Spiderman Series = Avengers

See it all works.

Syncretism!

 

[dust1n]

I don't really believe in films.

 

[Sunstone]

I don't really believe in films.

Infidel!

 

[Gjallarhorn]

What would Hero With a Thousand Faces be in this case? Syncretism or animism?

 

[dust1n]

Infidel!

I've been to your theatres, your amphitheaters. I've patronized your draft-houses, your odeums (I had to look that one up), and I watched the mindless masses worship the imaginary images.

I say, nay, it is not reel!

 

[Quagmire]

Star Wars (all 3) is the one and only deity-approved movie.

It's why Satan made George Lucas make the last 3.

 

[Sir Doom]

zardoz is the one true and holy film. Before zardoz nothing was and from zardoz came all things. All hail zardoz!

the gun is good.

 

[SomeRandom]

The one true film, so sayeth I, is obviously Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. For what is life without the true and proper meaning? Truly tis the Holy Grail of movies!:bow:

 

[ChristineES]

I believe there is only one right movie, too. The problem is that I haven't seen it yet.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Harry Potter didn't take the ring to Mordor. Therefore Harry Potter must be a lie.

And Frodo didn't jump a motorcycle over a barbed wire fence while being chased by Nazis. Advantage: Steve McQueen.

 

[Secret Chief]

I've been to your theatres, your amphitheaters. I've patronized your draft-houses, your odeums (I had to look that one up), and I watched the mindless masses worship the imaginary images.

You should have looked up Odeon! (At least for the UK...)

 

[chinu]

@ Why I believe there is one right movie.

Because you don't have "One-answer" for that, I think.

 

[Monk Of Reason]

All hail the high and glorious V for Vendetta, king of the internet.