So you disagree with the Bible.
And no, to believe a fairy tale is as wacky as it gets. To even believe that he was taken down is a bit on the nutty side. Do you know what the Romans usually did with crucified victims?
I believe and agree with: 1cor 15
1¶Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
2By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
3¶For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
4And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
5And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve:
6After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep.
7After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles.
8And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time.
9¶For I am the least of the apostles, that am not meet to be called an apostle, because I persecuted the church of God.