"Why I'm So Great"

[Sunstone]

Post why you're so great! What's your number one strength as an individual, a person, or just another smelly organism?

Bonus Question: Why is the person above you so great?

By the way, you can reply to this thread as many times as you want. The more the merrier!

 

[Nepenthe]

1st!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why I'm so great.

eta: It's basically all I have to offer....

 

[Sunstone]

1st!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why I'm so great.

An excellent trait, O Noble Slayer of Melons!

 

[3.14]

comeon i'm not going to brag about all the great things that make me so awesome, i'm much to modest for that

 

[Sunstone]

comeon i'm not going to brag about all the great things that make me so awesome, i'm much to modest for that

Your modesty is beautiful like morning dew on forest critter turd.

 

[Caladan]

I'm great because I drink a liter of mead as soon as I wake up! I have arms as strong as pines! I use a Druid's sickle to shave and finest aged Scotch as an aftershave!
ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

The person above me is so great, because he makes me look even greater!

 

[monta]

You want us to reveal our super powers

Ok. I can make it seem like my eyes change colour by contracting or dilating my pupils, I am not sure what great purpose lies in store for me and my amazing gift yet.

Caladan has a very impressive beard.

 

[Kathryn]

My most dominant personality trait is enthusiastic energy. This enables me to be a leader in a positive fashion. I can't claim this as anything I've WORKED toward - it's just how I am, so I can't take any credit for it.

What makes Sunstone so great is that fabulous, quirky sense of humor - I have a suspicion that it flows from a very independent sort of intelligence, which is the type I admire the most.

 

[Sunstone]

I'm great because I drink a liter of mead as soon as I wake up! I have arms as strong as pines! I use a Druid's sickle to shave and finest aged Scotch as an aftershave!
ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

You are truly magnificent to behold, O Most Glorious Groper of Women!

 

[Kathryn]

Opps and Monta is great because she's strong willed in what seems to be the best sort of way.

 

[Nepenthe]

Bonus Question: Why is the person above you so great?

Wait... did you add this after I replied?
Well, Sunstone is so great because his posts are consistently funny and smart; he conveys his ideas and arguments in wicked sharp prose.

And he can also make peppermint schnapps with bottled water, a candy cane and Mentos. It's amazing.

 

[Sunstone]

Nepenthe has brilliant and often quite subtle ideas! Thank goodness he's agreed to donate his brain to RF!

 

[Sunstone]

Kathyrn's heart and will outshine even her physical beauty.

 

[Quagmire]

I am great because by my very existence I have done what legions of internet Christians have failed to do; completely disproven the theory of Evolution.

Sunstone is great because he was one of the first people to point this out to me.

 

[Mr Spinkles]

The reason I am so great, is because I am so humble about my greatness.

 

[Mr Spinkles]

Like when people kneel and kiss my hand, I close my eyes and look away, like it's not that big a deal, because I'm so humble about my greatness.

 

[Sunstone]

The reason I am so great, is because I am so humble about my greatness.

Your modesty blooms like an engorged mosquito, O Noble Sire!

 

[Mr Spinkles]

Also Barack Obama told me I am the most influential and dynamic speaker of our generation. (He was disguised as a homeless guy on the subway at the time.)

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I am so great, because I made us chocolate cake.

Mr. Spinkles is great, because until this very post, I never realized his name wasn't, in fact, Mr. Sprinkles.

 

[Rev.St.Huck]

1st!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why I'm so great.

eta: It's basically all I have to offer....

God was first. Never forget.