Samantha Rinne
Resident Genderfluid Writer/Artist
Not all of Christendom believes all of the Bible literally. The Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox, and probably Anglican Churches view it as largely metaphorical and allegorical. Even when I was Christian I did not take it literally. My priest in the Eastern Orthodox Church used to say "what does it matter if Adam and Eve actually existed? The important thing is that we do exist to give glory to God". Yet there are large numbers in various Christian denominations that take the Bible literally. Why? Does taking it as largely allegorical somehow diminish any truths or lessons it holds?
So why is it so important that the Bible be interpreted literally?
The Bible in fact shouldn't be treated as literal. Nor as history. The Bible should be treated as myth. And lest you object, the word myth DOES NOT MEAN false. It's a story devised to contain a larger message. A synonym for allegory.
Looking for a historical Jesus probably misses the mark. He was probably an archetype of many sacrificial figures, and more importantly, a symbol that God is able to directly speak to us as another human. God is with us. To see Jesus as this, we may still believe Jesus was also a real figure. But now we understand that Jesus may exist before 3-6 BC in figures like Akhnaten, Gautama Buddha, and other sages. And Jesus has risen again and appeared to Christians.
That's just one example. Noah's story describes a time when humans were so evil that the world was about to be destroyed by them, and most people probably assume this to be Stone Age barbarism but I don't. I imagine ancient technology was at one time about like ours, but we started polluting and defiling the planet, and God saved it with massive amounts of rain. It's sorta history but more a story of God's redemption. As it shows why we need religion in the first place, this largely lost history was so destructive and evil, that to be without any kind of compass would mean descent back into darkness.
Then there's Adam and Eve. The Bible says rib, but humans have no extra ribs. However, as many Jews know the sides of the temples are tsela (ribs). That is Adam and Eve, was simply Adam, a two-sided person. Legends of Lilith also make a big deal about who was "on top" and that Lilith was "made from the earth like Adam, and equal to him." That is, Lilith and Adam were originally two male-female beings, but they couldn't get along because Adam was a macho pig, and Lilith was a first-wave feminist, so Adam didn't like being the woman and Lilith wanted to mix it up.
That's not even getting into the tree, which is probably a description of how human distort their perceptions, calling this an evil chair and that a good dog, when actually it's just a chair, and a dog.