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Why, Staff? Why????

Debater Slayer

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
I logged in the other day to find that the staff had crushed my dreams with their ominous banhammer. They completely nullified my life's purpose and reason for existence. I have been longing for years to find a way to enrich my manhood. I have tried Viagra, many aphrodisiacs, watching porn, going to the gym, winning arguments on the Internet, and even watching myself naked in the mirror, but none of these have worked.

This penis enlargement advert was my last hope. Why the staff chose to call it "fraud" and delete it is beyond my ability to comprehend. The advertiser only asked for $1,000. $1,000! That's less than a hundred for every extra inch. I'm heartbroken to have lost this priceless opportunity to improve my quality of life!

Please, RF staff, please... reconsider this erroneous judgment and reinstate the esteemed marketing guy and allow me and other members to avail ourselves of this invaluable resource. I know you will probably moderate me for opposing your foolish decision, but I don't care. I stand up for my penis no matter the price. I stand up for those who cannot stand up on their own!
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Debater Slayer said:
I stand up for my penis no matter the price.
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Yes, but will your penis return the favor by standing up for you?

I stand up for those who cannot stand up on their own!
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Good! Excellent! Cumming to admit there's a problem with your penis (i.e. that it cannot stand up on its own) is the very first step in finding a solution -- a wet, moist solution that will lubricate your joyous entry into that dark, hot hole in your life that your penis has as yet been unable to fill!
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Premium Member
Oh, DS! I feel your pain!

For the most part, I'm fine with my decision from a while back to leave the staff. But now that you have brought to my attention that maybe, just maybe, I could have been the voice of reason defending the need for penis enlargement products via internet posting, I...well, I'll have to admit that sometimes the recognition of unintended consequences from our choices may be a bitter pill to swallow.

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. :(
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Despite my deep empathy for your plight, DS, I can't help but recall that, when Nadia Pulkievich advertised on RF for "Gentlemen of discerning vulgar tastes" who were willing to "engage in matrimoney" with a "desirable Russian bride and winning tractor pulling contestant", it was you -- yes, you DS! -- who was quickest to shame me for my ill luck in naively responding to what sadly turned out in the end to be a scam. As if you -- or anyone -- could have seen it coming!
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Debater Slayer said:
I logged in the other day to find that the staff had crushed my dreams with their ominous banhammer. They completely nullified my life's purpose and reason for existence. I have been longing for years to find a way to enrich my manhood. I have tried Viagra, many aphrodisiacs, watching porn, going to the gym, winning arguments on the Internet, and even watching myself naked in the mirror, but none of these have worked.

This penis enlargement advert was my last hope. Why the staff chose to call it "fraud" and delete it is beyond my ability to comprehend. The advertiser only asked for $1,000. $1,000! That's less than a hundred for every extra inch. I'm heartbroken to have lost this priceless opportunity to improve my quality of life!

Please, RF staff, please... reconsider this erroneous judgment and reinstate the esteemed marketing guy and allow me and other members to avail ourselves of this invaluable resource. I know you will probably moderate me for opposing your foolish decision, but I don't care. I stand up for my penis no matter the price. I stand up for those who cannot stand up on their own!
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But you are staff. So you're having a fight with yourself. I hope you win that fight.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
DS, I keep telling you: there's only room for one giant **** upstairs, and I was here first.
 
BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Sunstone said:
Yes, but will your penis return the favor by standing up for you?



Good! Excellent! Cumming to admit there's a problem with your penis (i.e. that it cannot stand up on its own) is the very first step in finding a solution -- a wet, moist solution that will lubricate your joyous entry into that dark, hot hole in your life that your penis has as yet been unable to fill!
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You're gonna have to stop now or I will not be responsible...
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Debater Slayer said:
I logged in the other day to find that the staff had crushed my dreams with their ominous banhammer. They completely nullified my life's purpose and reason for existence. I have been longing for years to find a way to enrich my manhood. I have tried Viagra, many aphrodisiacs, watching porn, going to the gym, winning arguments on the Internet, and even watching myself naked in the mirror, but none of these have worked.

This penis enlargement advert was my last hope. Why the staff chose to call it "fraud" and delete it is beyond my ability to comprehend. The advertiser only asked for $1,000. $1,000! That's less than a hundred for every extra inch. I'm heartbroken to have lost this priceless opportunity to improve my quality of life!

Please, RF staff, please... reconsider this erroneous judgment and reinstate the esteemed marketing guy and allow me and other members to avail ourselves of this invaluable resource. I know you will probably moderate me for opposing your foolish decision, but I don't care. I stand up for my penis no matter the price. I stand up for those who cannot stand up on their own!
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so let me get this right....?
you stand up....for your penis.....because your penis cannot stand for itself

someone else has noticed?

adding inches would only exaggerate that problem
 
Corthos

Corthos

Great Old One
Hmmm... Am I the only one who thought of this guy after reading the title? XD

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Augustus

Augustus

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Debater Slayer said:
This penis enlargement advert was my last hope. Why the staff chose to call it "fraud" and delete it is beyond my ability to comprehend. The advertiser only asked for $1,000. $1,000!
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Oh no! Luckily I managed to nip in there before it disappeared and am now in possession of the largest wang in human history.

Having discovered the secret behind foot-long schlongs, I didn't feel like I could keep this to myself. For the benefit of men (and ladies) all over the world, I decided to share my blessing with all of you and offer you all a new opportunity to develop the Johnson of your dreams.

Having modified the original design to enable 40% extra girth as well as the remarkable lengthening abilities, they now cost $2000 and can be ordered discretely from http://www.massivewang.com/

This is a great bargain. You have clear proof that they work well in that I have told you about my enormous member and nobody could ever lie about the size of their chopper, especially not on the internet in order to make a profit.

For a limited time only, everybody who purchases a Johnson-Jumboizer™ for the ultralow price of $2000 will get the opportunity to purchase some magic beans with a massive 50% discount and some special correspondence from the son of the Nigerian Oil Minister.
 
Debater Slayer

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Quagmire said:
DS, I keep telling you: there's only room for one giant **** upstairs, and I was here first.
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It's not my fault that you keep rejecting my idea to create a **** Suite forum in Redland, Rick. I have always been a fan of cummunism and making room for the well-endowed masses, but you don't want any room for other ****s. I will not abide this totalitarianism.
 
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