Why they passed you up for a staff spot

[Revoltingest]

I had no idea. I thought they sat around throwing beer cans at Quagmire to make him dance.

They're above such plebeian antics.
It's more the sport of us little folk (the more predatory ones), when Quaggy gets separated from the protection of the herd. Btw, he's OK with it....unless some wag throws an empty can.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Yes, they do....staff are very busy! They must....
- Decide which brands of caviar to serve at their soirees.
- Approve plans for the staff mega-yacht's interior decorating.
- Use up the Johnny Walker Blue Label supply before it turns rancid.
- Interview the new staff chauffeurs.
- Plan the next Crisco party. It'll be at 4con's house this time.

Who decides on brands of caviar? You simply have the servants shot if it's not upto scratch. Far easier than troubling oneself with BRANDS. That seems to imply some sort of packaging, or canning process, and one simply can't abide with caviar which is not straight from the fishes naughty bits.

As for Johnny Walker Blue Label...I DO hope you're shorthanding, and actually mean Johnnie Walker Blue Label 1805 Celebration Blend BOTTLE NO. 46. Otherwise one might as well be drinking cat urine straight from the cat.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That is all a load of crap. The reason Revoltingest isn't on staff is that he types with his Scottish instrument. Nobody wants to share keyboards with him. That's why.