Women 'had sex with aliens and gave birth to hybrid babies' - and so might YOU

[Quetzal]

A group of women are claiming they have children which were fathered by aliens...

I TOLD HER TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT! Oh well this is just great. Now the cat is out of the bag and I have to fix it... be back later.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

You're just jealous because it excludes you.

'Jealous' is weak & inadequate.

 

[Jainarayan]

I hope they look like this.

 

[Godobeyer]

A group of women are claiming they have children which were fathered by aliens who live with their dads on giant spaceships - and described their sexual encounters with them as the 'best they've ever had'.

These women 'had sex with aliens and gave birth to hybrid babies'

I wish I am alien

 

[Parchment]

I can see why they are popular with the ladies

 

[Brickjectivity]

I was thinking Kerbal.

Does KSP stand for Kerbal Space Program or Kerbal Sex Program? Hmm...

I may actually be half alien, because I can't find my birth certificate. Its possible I could be even 75%.

 

[Timothy Bryce]

What is wrong with those women who have sex with aliens and give birth to hybrid babies?

 

[Ouroboros]

I may actually be half alien, because I can't find my birth certificate. Its possible I could be even 75%.

Years ago, before I was neutralized, I was a legal alien here in the US. 100% true.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Years ago, before I was neutralized, I was a legal alien here in the US. 100% true.

By the way thanks for explaining what double-aspect means. I just know I'm going to forget it, so just keep it in the siggy for a while. Thanks!

 

[Milton Platt]

A group of women are claiming they have children which were fathered by aliens who live with their dads on giant spaceships - and described their sexual encounters with them as the 'best they've ever had'.

These women 'had sex with aliens and gave birth to hybrid babies'

DNA samples will tell all. Barring this kind of evidence, just so much BS

 

[Milton Platt]

Spoiler: terrible song, but humerously appropriate

I just love documentaries!!!!!!!!!!!!