Bush heads to Europe to repair rift President George W Bush is on his way to Europe for talks with Nato and EU leaders.(The British are expected to approach R.F Members in the U.S to open bidding on the kidnapping of G. Bush who will be confined in a castle off the Scottish coast )
Spain to hold referendum on EU constitution Spain is due to hold a referendum on the EU constitution, designed to make the bloc more efficient as it expands.(The Spanish are revolting, according to one source; not one voter could be found who could explain the implications of what he was voting for)
Thatcher in court over coup plot Sir Mark Thatcher has been in court in Cape Town to answer questions about an alleged plot to overthrow Equatorial Guinea's government.(His Mother, who still believes that she is the Prime Minister of England & Wales is to appear as a hostile witness for the defence)
The Pope and Bono tipped for Nobel Peace Prize Pope John Paul and rock star Bono are rumoured to be among the nominees for the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize.(Definition of 'from the sublime to the ridiculous)
Michael Jackson out of hospital Michael Jackson has left hospital after being treated for what were described as "flu-like symptoms".(The real story is that his nose fell off when he heard the the charges made against him; a now empty tube of superglue has been found in the hospital incinerator)
Canada to host green meet Canada's Prime Minister Paul Martin has announced that Montreal will host a major international meeting on climate change.(Weather permitting)
Iran explosion 'caused by falling fuel tank' An explosion near an Iranian nuclear power facility is now thought to have been caused by a falling fuel tank from an aircraft.(The aircraft, a reconditioned glider landed safely soon after)
UK police return to Diana crash scene Police officers are piecing together the findings of a "reconstruction" of the crash which killed Diana, Princess of Wales.(Forensic experts are convinced that they will find proof that will quieten rumours of Foul Play)
The penguins aren't for turning Swedish lady-penguins have been brought into a German zoo to help the largely homosexual Humboldt penguin population to procreate.(The male penguins, when interviewed, were said to have decided that they will charge a fee for this male prostitution event, having read a recent article in R.F):woohoo:
Spain to hold referendum on EU constitution Spain is due to hold a referendum on the EU constitution, designed to make the bloc more efficient as it expands.(The Spanish are revolting, according to one source; not one voter could be found who could explain the implications of what he was voting for)
Thatcher in court over coup plot Sir Mark Thatcher has been in court in Cape Town to answer questions about an alleged plot to overthrow Equatorial Guinea's government.(His Mother, who still believes that she is the Prime Minister of England & Wales is to appear as a hostile witness for the defence)
The Pope and Bono tipped for Nobel Peace Prize Pope John Paul and rock star Bono are rumoured to be among the nominees for the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize.(Definition of 'from the sublime to the ridiculous)
Michael Jackson out of hospital Michael Jackson has left hospital after being treated for what were described as "flu-like symptoms".(The real story is that his nose fell off when he heard the the charges made against him; a now empty tube of superglue has been found in the hospital incinerator)
Canada to host green meet Canada's Prime Minister Paul Martin has announced that Montreal will host a major international meeting on climate change.(Weather permitting)
Iran explosion 'caused by falling fuel tank' An explosion near an Iranian nuclear power facility is now thought to have been caused by a falling fuel tank from an aircraft.(The aircraft, a reconditioned glider landed safely soon after)
UK police return to Diana crash scene Police officers are piecing together the findings of a "reconstruction" of the crash which killed Diana, Princess of Wales.(Forensic experts are convinced that they will find proof that will quieten rumours of Foul Play)
The penguins aren't for turning Swedish lady-penguins have been brought into a German zoo to help the largely homosexual Humboldt penguin population to procreate.(The male penguins, when interviewed, were said to have decided that they will charge a fee for this male prostitution event, having read a recent article in R.F):woohoo: