Would a Bear Rather Run Into a Man Or a Woman?

[ChristineM]

Gummi bear?

Lol.

We used to have an OCD artist working for us. His desk was always spotless with nothing on it but a computer. Every morning he would sit a gummy bear on top of the monitor and just before he left work at the end of the day he would reverentially pick up the gummy bear and eat it.

One day he went to the drinks machine and someone pinched the bear and left a note on his desk. "Mess up the desk or the bear gets it"

I had to intervene when the guy just broke down in tears.

 

[Wu Wei]

Obviously a woman

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That of course would be highly dependent on the sex of the bear, or a female with cubs…..

 

[ChristineM]

That of course would be highly dependent on the sex of the bear, or a female with cubs…..

Well she's obviously a female, not sure if she's recently given birth. What about the bear?

 

[Wu Wei]

Well she's obviously a female, not sure if she's recently given birth. What about the bear?

Couldn’t tell you, I don’t know him.

 

[☆Dreamwind☆]

Gummi bear?

Bouncing here and there and everywhere

 

[Revoltingest]

Gummi bear still might have big deadly claws.