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Wow! This is much better than getting circumcised. Thanks mom and dad
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Caladan
Agnostic Pantheist
Wait till you see the work of art my rebbe fashioned from my male figure 34 years ago. The awesome aesthetic qualities are only fully manifest now that I'm in my prime. Truly a work of a genius... and a blade.
metis
aged ecumenical anthropologist
Do you have a microscope?
InformedIgnorance
Do you 'know' or believe?
A pity the tatts would be wrecked by the time the kid is 6 due to growth.
Is that kid in the Yakuza? 
The soul of the artist cannot remain hidden!Caladan said:
InformedIgnorance
Do you 'know' or believe?
Hopefully the WORK of that particular artist will remain hidden though.
Mr Spinkles
Mr
I think you'd need an electron microscope. Much larger magnification than possible with ordinary light.
Caladan
Agnostic Pantheist
Hopefully the WORK of that particular artist will remain hidden though.
Now now kids, don't be shy... There is enough for everyone.
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
NO!
Yes it "pretty" but so is that babies untarnished skin.And that had to be painful.He's just a babe .Let him be a babe.
Yes it "pretty" but so is that babies untarnished skin.And that had to be painful.He's just a babe .Let him be a babe.
metis
aged ecumenical anthropologist
A mohel, who is one who performs ritual circumcisions in Judaism, had collected all these foreskins over his many years doing this, so he decided to take them to a taxidermist and have them sown into a wallet. The taxidermist quoted him a price of $100 and told him to come back in a week.
The mohel returned a week later, and the taxidermist handed him the wallet, and handed him the bill for $500. When the mohel got angry with the price hike, the taxidermist said "But you never told me if you rub it that it turns into a suitcase!".
The mohel returned a week later, and the taxidermist handed him the wallet, and handed him the bill for $500. When the mohel got angry with the price hike, the taxidermist said "But you never told me if you rub it that it turns into a suitcase!".
Me Myself
Back to my username
Thats what I was thinking.
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
Pfft, I had my first tattoo while still in the womb and when I got out, I had a stout and a cigar for my accomplishment!
EDIT: They even used me for an ad:
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methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
... Are you my daddy? Here's one of me, just last week:
I may very well be, son, as indicated by my thicker beard and use of tobacco in pipe form.