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You finally actually meet God and...
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Scuba Pete
Le plongeur avec attitude...
Why did you choose me?
Circle_One
Well-Known Member
Hey, what's up?t3gah said:
fromthe heart
Well-Known Member
Why did you allow time to be so confussing? Earth is HOW OLD? How did everyone get the time deal so screwed up from millions of years to only thousands of years. And by the way, even though I don't deserve to know...thanks for allowing me to be in your pressence.
Master Vigil
Well-Known Member
Since tao is always there and no questions can be asked to it. There is no sense in me answering this question.
Feathers in Hair
World's Tallest Hobbit
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just give her or him a hug.
Ceridwen018
Well-Known Member
Ceri: "Dude, what's your name?"
God: "I am"
Ceri: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever that means. So, what's your name?"
God: "You know, I don't really like to--"
Ceri: "Aw come on! Everybody's got one!"
God: "Well...alright. It's....Mervin
Ceri: "Mervin? Your name is Mervin?"
Seriously though, I like the "why". It IS the ultimate question, and it's like wishing for more wishes--you get to keep asking questions because you can claim you haven't been answered yet!
God: "I am"
Ceri: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever that means. So, what's your name?"
God: "You know, I don't really like to--"
Ceri: "Aw come on! Everybody's got one!"
God: "Well...alright. It's....Mervin
Ceri: "Mervin? Your name is Mervin?"
Seriously though, I like the "why". It IS the ultimate question, and it's like wishing for more wishes--you get to keep asking questions because you can claim you haven't been answered yet!
Scuba Pete
Le plongeur avec attitude...
One day TVOR died and walked up to the pearly gates.
Without any hesitation St Peter let him right in.
He assigned a tour guide to him and in a thrice, he was being shown all of heaven.
It was huge and there were at least 144,000 people all over the place.
"On your right, is Sister Theresa's Mansion"
"But it looks so small!"
"It's all she would accept..."
"Now be very, very quiet as we approach this next group..."
"It's such a tiny group! Is there anything we have to worry about?"
"Not really, it's the few people who voted for Bush that actually belong up here"
"So, why do we have to keep so quiet"
"They think they're the only ones up here".