You won the election! Who are your cabinet members?

[Quetzal]

Alrighty, here we go!

Vice President: @Sunstone (He is one the right side of the political spectrum!)
Secretary of State: @Quintessence (She can solve problems and gets along with most!)
Secretary of the Treasury: @Debater Slayer (If you can't trust a demonic looking clown with the money, who can ya trust?)
Secretary of Defense: @Revoltingest (He doesn't like to fight and I don't either!)
Attorney General: @Town Heretic (He is fair and likes the law... I think...)
Secretary of the Interior: @9-10ths_Penguin (He is part penguin, he can help with our Arctic relations!)
Secretary of Homeland Security: @LuisDantas (Keep'n us safe... I hope...)
Secretary of Education: @Wirey (I can think of no other snowman who would be better qualified to teach our children!)

There are other members of the presidential cabinet, but they aren't as fun. Who is on your staff?

 

[Revoltingest]

Alrighty, here we go!

Vice President: @Sunstone (He is one the right side of the political spectrum!)
Secretary of State: @Quintessence (She can solve problems and gets along with most!)
Secretary of the Treasury: @Debater Slayer (If you can't trust a demonic looking clown with the money, who can ya trust?)
Secretary of Defense: @Revoltingest (He doesn't like to fight and I don't either!)
Attorney General: @Town Heretic (He is fair and likes the law... I think...)
Secretary of the Interior: @9-10ths_Penguin (He is part penguin, he can help with our Arctic relations!)
Secretary of Homeland Security: @LuisDantas (Keep'n us safe... I hope...)
Secretary of Education: @Wirey (I can think of no other snowman who would be better qualified to teach our children!)

There are other members of the presidential cabinet, but they aren't as fun. Who is on your staff?

I think I'd put half of your nominees in Gitmo.
The other half should be wearing ankle monitors.....& closely watched.

 

[Wirey]

I think I'd put half of your nominees in Gitmo.
The other half should be wearing ankle monitors.....& closely watched.

See? That's what lack of education does. Just wait'll I get you in the Quetzal Memorial Re-education Program!

 

[Tumah]

Hmm... My cabinet members?

Chocolate chips
Craisins
Caramel popcorn
Home-made chocolate chip cookies
Chocolate covered candied citron
Potato or corn chips
Cherry sours
Fizz candy rolls
Taffy (but not the really soft melt-y type)

 

[Kori]

Vice President: @Buttercup
Secretary of State: @Rival
Secretary of the Treasury: @Laika
Secretary of Defense: @A Greased Scotsman
Attorney General: @Revoltingest
Secretary of the Interior: @ShivaFan
Secretary of Homeland Security: @Sunstone
Secretary of Education: @Smart_Guy

Let it begin!

 

[Revoltingest]

Vice President: @Buttercup
Secretary of State: @Rival
Secretary of the Treasury: @Laika
Secretary of Defense: @A Greased Scotsman
Attorney General: @Revoltingest
Secretary of the Interior: @ShivaFan
Secretary of Homeland Security: @Sunstone
Secretary of Education: @Smart_Guy

Let it begin!

As AG, I'm prosecuting most of the others in the cabinet.

 

[Kori]

As AG, I'm prosecuting most of the others in the cabinet.

Leave the women alone. For they, Buttercup, Rival, and Sunstone have done nothing wrong!

 

[Revoltingest]

Leave the women alone. For they, Buttercup, Rival, and Sunstone have done nothing wrong!

OK, I'll spare you & the women.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

As AG, I'm prosecuting most of the others in the cabinet.

Oh look, an attempt at a coup. How adorable. Lock 'n' load - protect President @Kori and his Government.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh look, an attempt at a coup. How adorable. Lock 'n' load - protect President @Kori and his Government.

Join me, & I'll make you VP !!!

 

[Sunstone]

Leave the women alone. For they, Buttercup, Rival, and Sunstone have done nothing wrong!

I've done nothing wrong, but I'm not a woman. At least, not yet: Maybe in the next reincarnation.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Join me, & I'll make you VP !!!

I wouldn't join your government even if you gave me $5.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wouldn't join your government even if you gave me $5.

How about for.....

 

[Kori]

Join me, & I'll make you VP !!!

We got AK's for dayz yo.