Your Epitaph

[The Hammer]

Who turned out the lights?

 

[Secret Chief]

"Can anyone else smell burning?"

 

[The Hammer]

 

[Secret Chief]

"The fate of all mankind I fear is in the hands of fools"

 

[Rival]

'HOW wonderful is Death,
Death, and his brother Sleep!
One, pale as yonder waning moon
With lips of lurid blue;
The other, rosy as the morn
When throned on ocean's wave
It blushes o'er the world;
Yet both so passing wonderful!'

I love Shelley.

 

[Firenze]

"Screw you, credit card companies!"

 

[Stevicus]

"He who is valiant, and pure of spirit, may find the Holy Grail in the grave marked 'Aauugh!'"

 

[SalixIncendium]

"This Is My Epitaph"

 

[Secret Chief]

The doctor said
Come back in a week
If you don't feel any better

 

[Wandering Monk]

Spike Milligan obviously is the gold standard with

"I told you I was ill."

What would you want yours to say?

I was not. I was. I am not. I care not.

 

[Quagmire]

"Still Needlessly Taking Up Space"

 

[Dan From Smithville]

"Good luck collecting on that student loan now".

 

[Mock Turtle]

Not that I am going to be buried, but:

'So the earth did finally move for me.'

And one might find something suitable for this recently deceased actor (Ian Lavender):

For those who don't know about this UK TV series:

 

[ChristineM]

The end.

 

[mangalavara]

What would you want yours to say?

If I were a Christian, mine would say ‘BRB.’

 

[Rival]

More Shelley...

Death is here and death is there,
Death is busy everywhere,
All around, within, beneath,
Above is death—and we are death.

 

[Secret Chief]

If I were a Christian, mine would say ‘BRB.’

Birmingham Royal Ballet?

 

[mangalavara]

Birmingham Royal Ballet?

Close but no cigar.

It stands for Brienz Rothorn Bahn, my favorite translation of the Bible.

 

[Secret Chief]

Close but no cigar.

It stands for Brienz Rothorn Bahn, my favorite translation of the Bible.

Really? I looked it up and the commonest one seemed to be Be Right Back.

 

[mangalavara]

Really? I looked it up and the commonest one seemed to be Be Right Back.

Ok, you’re right. It would be ‘BRB’ as in ‘Be Right Back’ as an allusion to the resurrection of the body.

Of course, I learned about this doctrine by reading the Brienz Rothorn Bahn translation of the Bible.