Yeah me too. But I'm not bored ... yet. I presume you're not either.
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Your Most Ridiculous Love Affair?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Yeah me too. But I'm not bored ... yet. I presume you're not either.
I thought it was just dolphins who were into that. Seals too, eh? Learn something new every day.
I think, now, the most ridiculous love affair I've had endured from my freshman year in high school through my first year at university.
Her name was Janet, and I was attracted to her for, perhaps, four reasons: (1) she looked great, (2) was sexually promiscuous, (3) she was intelligent, and (4) she was a social outcast like me. I knew all the while, though, that I was merely infatuated, rather than in love with her, and that is mostly what makes the "love affair" so ridiculous to me now.
Janet was also twisted. Not sexually twisted, but twisted in how she dealt with people. She didn't even possess interesting twists. Just the boring ones that are so common with manipulative people who play head games.
Her name was Janet, and I was attracted to her for, perhaps, four reasons: (1) she looked great, (2) was sexually promiscuous, (3) she was intelligent, and (4) she was a social outcast like me. I knew all the while, though, that I was merely infatuated, rather than in love with her, and that is mostly what makes the "love affair" so ridiculous to me now.
Janet was also twisted. Not sexually twisted, but twisted in how she dealt with people. She didn't even possess interesting twists. Just the boring ones that are so common with manipulative people who play head games.
Wherenextcolumbus
Well-Known Member
When your that age it's different, when I was 14 I didn't see a problem with someone in there 20's fancying me and I fancying them, then you get older and realise those guys are sick! I remember when I was 15 and did work experience at my ex step dads work place and on my way to the photocopier I had to pass this man who use to stare at me every time and was like "oh wow yeah" outloud I didn't really see a problem with that until I got older.
Wherenextcolumbus
Well-Known Member
Sand Dancer
Crazy Cat Lady
A six and a half year long relationship/engagement with a man who ended up physically and emotionally abusing me, and I put up with it due to my extremely low self-esteem. Stuuuuupid!
What did you imagine?
And what was the reality?
Angelous once told me that he originally mistook me for a woman whom he imagined as blonde. But he's never told me what he loved about her.
We were like Pandas that had never seen sex before. We stayed in the same room and nothing happened, yet we were both terribly disappointed about it.
Wirey
Fartist
My wedding night, folks. It didn't help that we had only known each other for two hours and she was 7 months pregnant.
Then you understand! Its like we're best buds now.Wirey said:
I've only been with one person and I would never cheat on him...however, there are some fictional characters who do creep into my mind if that counts.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
My most ridiculous love affair is with myself. Even though I treat myself like crap and abuse myself, I just can't stop being infatuated with me. I'm just so friggin' sexy.
I find it impossible to fault your taste in partners, though, even despite your obvious incompatibility with yourself. Have you considered establishing a more deeply satisfying relationship via a self-performed lobotomy? Mine sure helped me!
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Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
I have to admit, it sounds like an increasingly valid option over time.
Wirey
Fartist
And it makes Fox News absolutely gripping! Did you know that when gay men marry babies explode?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
That makes marrying another man an increasingly valid option as well then.
Sure, but what would logically come next then? Victims of anal probes agitating for the right to marry their alien captors? I staunchly believe the traditional, God-sanctioned relationship between an anally probed human and his or her alien captors is sacred. Don't mess with it!
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Did this post make anyone else feel like they needed to poop?