Oh, yeah? Well, I've been on the lookout for a new Mistress. Would you like to apply for the job?
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Your secret (or maybe not so secret) RF crush
- Thread starter -Peacemaker-
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Oh, yeah? Well, I've been on the lookout for a new Mistress. Would you like to apply for the job?
-Peacemaker-
.45 Cal
Well I'm RF's resident pimp daddy of which the link below is proof. Only true pimps know the mind blowing info that I was sharing. My methods are tried and true. And let me say that it actually takes work to seduce a female. Any ol' broad can put on fishnets and a leather bra and start talking dirty to man for him to excited. And let's not forget that you're a mod which means you're a RF policeman. You received that honor because of your exemplary behavior. Face it, you're a saint around here. Everybody loves you and you police these forums looking to bust people like me. You're just not a RF badgirl. Sorry
http://www.religiousforums.com/foru...35085-unleash-your-hidden-powers-pick-up.html
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oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Points? I just thought that naughty members disappeared...... like....... whoosh.... gone......
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
Hey, that's a good thread. I gotta say, though, I slept my way to the top.
And then spent my time as an admin drinking and whoring myself out for frubals, giving Mister T a little nookie here and there so he could do my work for me, and then decided the red color wasn't me anymore so I retired...but I'm still able to go into the mod forums.
Oh, and not everybody loves me. Ask a Men's Rights Activist, for example.
You're just a kitten. *awww, pats head*
Oh good! I finally remembered my crush. Jayhawker Soule
Oh, but they do love you.
It's just a stormy relationship.....like Scarlett & Rhett.
"I'm not going to think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow."
- Scarlett O'Hara (as much flak as she takes from readers of GWtW, I like her and think she's one bad-*** mama)
Love your podcast. :yes:
You have GOT to meet him in person, then. Great dinner date!
Ask him about the story of the topless woman and the carrot. For real.
LOL. Crushes are all about never meeting. I suspect I am one of the last people on forum he would spend time enough for dinner with. But it's OK. I still love him!
I guess that's a no.
That's correct. I'm not a professional domme, and I predict that I'll continue to choose not to be a domme in the future. I'm not ruling it out, since circumstances may change things. But at the moment, it is as likely as my applying for work with the FBI. I got a business to run and classes to teach and (keep fingers crossed) a contract for analysis with a local LARGE corporation.
I would soooooo like to work with this mega corporation and see just how sociopathic they really are, or just how sociopathic they really aren't.
That's correct. I'm not a professional domme, and I predict that I'll continue to choose not to be a domme in the future. I'm not ruling it out, since circumstances may change things. But at the moment, it is as likely as my applying for work with the FBI. I got a business to run and classes to teach and (keep fingers crossed) a contract for analysis with a local LARGE corporation.
I would soooooo like to work with this mega corporation and see just how sociopathic they really are, or just how sociopathic they really aren't.
What about Pro bono work?
Meh, I'm used to it. I toughened up in 8th grade when I was always picked last for kickball.
My crush... Breathe. I picture him as a short husky bear. :drool: If he's not, that will crush me. :sad:
At least you got picked!
That makes you one of the popular kids.
I was picked only grudgingly. But I had the last laugh graduating high school #30 out of 600 with a 93 gpa, and being allowed by the teachers and school admin to come and go as I pleased. I'd come in, take a test, ace it, then leave for the day. Rinse repeat for the next test. But then in college I got a bucket of cold water dumped on me: "There came a pharaoh who knew not Joseph".
But I had the last laugh graduating high school #30 out of 600 with a 93 gpa, and being allowed by the teachers and school admin to come and go as I pleased. I'd come in, take a test, ace it, then leave for the day. Rinse repeat for the next test. But then in college I got a bucket of cold water dumped on me: "There came a pharaoh who knew not Joseph".
I was in the top 99% academically!
Oh, wait...that didn't mean what I thought.
I was only better than the bottom 1%.
Hey, I'm still better than a couple guys!
Oh, wait...that didn't mean what I thought.
I was only better than the bottom 1%.
Hey, I'm still better than a couple guys!