I found this page on thezensite. It's good for a few chuckles. ![Big Grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
http://www.thezensite.com/ZenEssays/Miscellaneous/Zen_Jokes.html
http://www.thezensite.com/ZenEssays/Miscellaneous/Zen_Jokes.html
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Once the monks of the Eastern Hall and the Western Hall were disputing about a cat. Nansen, holding up the cat, said, "Monks, if you can say a word of Zen, I will spare the cat. If you cannot, I will kill it!" No monk could answer. Nansen finally killed the cat. In the evening, when Joshu came back, Nansen told him of the incident. Joshu took off his sandal, put it on his head, and walked off. Nansen said, "If you had been there, I could have saved the cat!"
LOL! My version is "Why do cows say mu?"Adapted from the Mu Koan.
Does a cow have Buddha nature?
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Here's a good Zen joke:
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"What is the sound of no joke being spoken?" ROFL!Here's a good Zen joke:
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Reminds me of the sound of one hand clapping:
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?Reminds ME of an old joke about surfing porn websites...
'The sound of one hand typing...'
Ahem...
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Do you prefer the sound of one hand clapping against your face, or the sound of all hands clapping against your face?It's a trick question. It's the same sound as all hands clapping.
Do you prefer the sound of one hand clapping against your face, or the sound of all hands clapping against your face?
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