Zombieland

[Quagmire]

Yaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...:sleep:

Big thumbs down.

This movie is a zombie; dumb, boring, slow moving, basically dead.

How could you go wrong with Woody Harrelson, zombies, Bill Murray, and an amusement park?

If you really want to know, go see it. Otherwise don't waste you $$$.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I wasn't planning on seeing it... The preview looks stupid, I think. I think maybe the target audience is 13 year olds... Perhaps that's why you didn't like it...

 

[Quagmire]

I wasn't planning on seeing it... The preview looks stupid, I think. I think maybe the target audience is 13 year olds... Perhaps that's why you didn't like it...

I liked the idea; sort of a combo road movie/zombie movie.
Lots of possiblities, but blah!

I usually turn into a 13 yr.old (I have that ability) when it comes to zombie movies, and I can tell you, my inner 13 yr. old hated it too.

Big thumbs down.

This movie is a zombie; dumb, boring, slow moving, basically dead.

...and it bites.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Maybe you are the wrong kind of 13 year old... Today's 13 year olds are whiney emos.

 

[Quagmire]

Maybe you are the wrong kind of 13 year old... Today's 13 year olds are whiney emos.

I was a whiney emo when I was 13. I guess I was ahead of my time. :yes:

 

[whereismynotecard]

I was a whiney emo when I was 13. I guess I was ahead of my time. :yes:

Do you turn back into a whiney emo when you see zombie movies then? My kind of 13 year old self is an immature idiot, just like how I still am. When I was actually 13 though, there was all that nonsense about no one understanding me and whatnot.

 

[Quagmire]

Do you turn back into a whiney emo when you see zombie movies then?

Uh uh, I turn into a fearless, armchair zombie killer. I sit there watching all the human characters screwing up and getting themselves eaten and just shake my head and think about how much better I'd be at dealing with zombie related issues.

My kind of 13 year old self is an immature idiot, just like how I still am. When I was actually 13 though, there was all that nonsense about no one understanding me and whatnot.

I was pretty thankful no one understood me when I was 13. :yes:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I thought that it was hilarious.

 

[Quagmire]

I thought that it was hilarious.

Zombies are no laughing matter Nate.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Zombies are no laughing matter Nate.

That's true. They can kill you.

 

[Quagmire]

That's true. They can kill you.

No, they can sort-of kill you, which is worse (but cooler).

 

[whereismynotecard]

No, they can sort-of kill you, which is worse (but cooler).

They can make you undead maybe. But I think they can also completely kill you. Remember I Am Legend? I don't think the zombie people just turned Will Smith into a zombie in the end. I think they ******* killed him.

 

[Quagmire]

They can make you undead maybe. But I think they can also completely kill you. Remember I Am Legend? I don't think the zombie people just turned Will Smith into a zombie in the end. I think they ******* killed him.

*caution spoiler* I thought he blew himself up?

 

[whereismynotecard]

*caution spoiler* I thought he blew himself up?

Well... yeah. I guess he did. He blew everything up... But I think they were going to kill him if he didn't.

 

[Quagmire]

Well... yeah. I guess he did. He blew everything up... But I think they were going to kill him if he didn't.

I don't know...if you look real close a cpl of the zombies had WatchTower tracts in their hands.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm sure that was a hilarious comment, but I didn't understand it... What is WatchTower?

 

[Quagmire]

I'm sure that was a hilarious comment, but I didn't understand it... What is WatchTower?

It's sort of a mini-magazine the Jehovah's Witnesses carry around with them when they go door to door to witness to people.

And you're right, it was pretty hilarious. :yes:

 

[whereismynotecard]

Ha. Well, I guess that was funny. Too bad you wasted it on me.

 

[Quagmire]

Ha. Well, I guess that was funny. Too bad you wasted it on me.

It's not like I only get to use it once or anything.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Zombies are no laughing matter Nate.

The best part was when Bill Murray died.

Compared with 28 Days Later, this movie blows. But it's not designed to be the same thing...