crabby, frazzled person who's just waking up and hasn't drank their caffeine yet questions.
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Subduction Zone
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How long does it take to make a pot of coffee?
There are 38 cows in a field and...
...oh never mind.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Make one and let me know.
Oh, manure...
One.
Can you guess which one?
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
I will get right on it. About four minutes for the water to heat to a boil and another five in the French Press.
I also have an Italian style not really espresso maker, though those are fiddly, and of course the old standby a drip coffee maker.
I've never had coffee, or espresso. I'm a bit afraid of it, as sometimes stuff with too many tannins makes me jittery at best, or gives me heart palpitations at worst.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
His pinky finger?
Only if there's a teacup in his hand.
Secret Chief
nirvana is samsara
Rude.
Yeah, you can be a bit so.
How many cups have you had now?
Can Fish Microwave Soup?
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Secret Chief
nirvana is samsara
And obviously drinking Duchess Earl Grey - made with premium spring-flush leaves, natural bergamot flavouring, rose petals, pink corn flowers and orange peel.
What are you doing up this early? And do you want some garlic coffee?
For the last time, chickens don't eat cows!
(I haven't had my coffee yet either)
Not a joke, as some people might think ... Japanese man invents "coffee" made entirely of garlic
Hopeing you've recovered from your slumbers by now. Perhaps you could try a café noisette, its essentially an espresso with a dash of milk. Noisette is for hazelnut, thats the colour the drink should be. It's a great slap across the face wake-up drink.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Well, at least not raw. Make them a nice T-bone steak and see how they react.
I've drank approximately 10 oz of diet Mountain Dew.
Yes.... they do it all the time. They don't clean up after themselves, though.
Fancy!
Life is cruel...
Hold the coffee. Just garlic, please.
The way the day is going, I might have some of that Cognac I didn't have yesterday.