"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!"
"I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!"
"Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind-numbing expulsions of wicked noise! Grr!! Cheese!!!"
"I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!"
"Everybody! Say it with me as I wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look David Hasselhoff can fly!!"
"Crackers! Crackers! But, no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!"
"Oh, the horror!! The funky horror!!"
"Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!"
"Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!!"
"Moo! Moo!! Mooo!!! I'm voodoo cursing you!!"
"Goobers or Raisinets?! Goobers or Raisinets?!! Squeak once for yes!! Who has stolen my cheese!! Answer me, or don't!!"
and he goes on and on and on and on, and no one ever understands anything he says.