I was just contacted by the Magic Zombie Defemations League. Not sure what they we're saying---it all sounded like different vesions of "AaaaaaRrrrrrGgGGGGggg!!!!!!"---but they sounded upset.
Yeah, but that's only 'cause the distance keeps you away. I was kinda disappointed I never received a stalking drunken bday call, but there's still time for that.