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Dammit. I better start building up my toad army again...

What if they form an army and take over the house!? And ride around on the weenies as though they are steeds?

I'm talking about the ones that are already in my house. There's huge scary ones. When I see one, I tell my mom and I jump up on a table so it cannot get me. THen my mom beats it to death and puts it outside...

They cannot fly inside my house though. Especially not those big fat ones.

If spiders could fly, I would be so screwed. At least now I can jump up on a table if I see one...

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Pirate or Ninja? | Quizfarm.com# I was 0% pirate btw

I hate it when you go to places to get something they advertise and they don't have it especially when the staff look at you like you should know they don't carry the item

I'm sure some dirty ninja planted it there to frame our good friend Quagmire. It's ok though, I can walk you through this.

Step 1: Find the nearest soap dispenser and proceed to dispense at least half of it's contents onto you eyeballs.

Step 2: Make a holy water and garlic mixture in a 1 gallon bucket; have a friend or closest Pirate in the vicinity hold the beer-bong up and proceed to have the holy-mixture poured to begin the purging. After 3 1/2 hours of vigorious peeing, your purging will be complete and you can begin to reclaim back your life.

OMG something healthy! lol. Good job.

How can they be air element creatures when they don't even fly?

Oh my GOD!!! :woohoo: Next you'll be eating tofu tacos.

Okay, maybe not. I won't even eat tofu tacos.

No! They are horrible soul-less monsters! (like atheists)

Your wellbeing is the most important thing so it sounds like that is a good idea.

I didn't realise you were going to do this at all. Sick of driving? What will you do afterward?

I know, but it's nice to see a change. Staff makes him look awesome too.

Just wanted to say I like the new avatar.

That's awesome.

I never teased him, I never even spoke to him :no:

Aww monte I miss him now that he is gone :sad:

Ok .

Have to go and get something to eat now.

Well... I can theoretically just happen to drag you, since you are my slave after all, to places where you could meet "fun" people. So... I would be social and you would get to take care of everyone making some kind of move.