Dear RF Goddess,
The whole forum went atheist when you disappeared for so long. People started raising questions as to whether or not you ever even existed. Most concluded that no goddess would abandon her worshipers in such cold, unholy fashion.
I had to fight so hard, so long, convincing everyone that you existed and that you just had important tasks to take care of. I promised them that there will come a time when you will be back and that they will suffer dearly for blaspheming your good name. I have been ridiculed and kicked around every day since.
Now, with you back, i will finally be celebrated as a prophet of truth and a fortune teller, and i'm confident that you will exact great vengeance on all those who doubted you and who have tortured your sole remaining believer for all this time.
Welcome Back!
I look forward to the unleashing of your vengeful fury!