Nepenthe

*puts Nepenthe's picture on a milk carton*

Your extended absences from RF are not kosher. I demand you waste more time on the internet pointlessly arguing with delusional nutjobs and making fun of clueless morons.

Gosh, you think of me a lot more exciting than I am, i am teetotal, intolerant to alcohol. Hope you ad a good one though

Happy New Year!

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All writing and no play makes you a dull boy :p patience I haz none :)

I'll be waiting! I've got gift cards burning a hole in my pocket here!

Aw a nerdster, you're right that is some boring stuff :yes: and I would know from boring, thank god tomorrow is a real day and not some messed up what ******* day is it christmas day.

Watched too many hitchcock interviews, gee darn it that was a wicked funny, smart guy.

Where's my book email??

I didnt ask , I was being nosey and probey and asking what you got her, it is obviously too ****** up to tell me, so I will guess.

I seemed to have accidently italicised everything and am still up and awake. I would say you were at least 99% nerd and only 1% monster

I only understood everysecond word of that message. But have fun playing your game. my guess is it will be another 3 years before she twigs what xmas is all about, but whatever. You never mentioned if you got the missus a pressie, I am logging off so I will have to wait till tomorrow to see if you did . No answer = no present

Roman is undoubtedly recycling, so he needs to keep the wrapping paper in working order for next time, Barney has the kids brainwashed about that stuff, Helena is planning Olivias 1st birthday at the moment.(she is nearly 6 months old) Kids birthdays are all about the adults, no wonder the kids get confused and miffed.

She liked the xmas paper and the tree and the attention, the child cannot be fed though , she is an eating machine she would have eaten cake if offered, I wonder if it is something that clicks in on the premmies or if it is the family hungry gene that makes the premmies thrive . My parents got her a rocking horse, but she is much to little for it, she got possibly the most annoying toy ever, a tigger that has a rattle and jumps when you shake it, not made for hardwood floors. Chris got her boys pyjamas Helena told him they are boys pyjamas

it was pretty cool, we did the family get together thing. Then we got snowed in and played texas hold em for the evening, Helena won pretty consistantly, Olivia is going to be spoiled, she got loads of presents including a toy piano

so jealous of your dicks right now :yes: I got the complete Alfred Hitchcock collection though , not too shabby

How was your chrimbo? The nipper get everything he wanted ?

Why are you fricken ignoring my messages on your cellphone machine??? Am I gonna have to call you outright? Cause I will!

woohooo! let the slaughter of the innocents begin. I better hit the hay myself,or santa will avoid my house

Have fun with the bairn over the hols

they weren't swashbucklers they were ninjas they were samurai swords.

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I thought they made you take your belt and shoes off all the time these days, everywhere, I wouldn't have that problem in Callais, I'm a european, did I mention

Steve and his friends brought swords through the airport in paris, most of them kept them in their suitcases but one ******* just carried it around he just got the sword confiscated and he complained loudly about that.

Your a pop culture vulture , you admit it

Helena was in the states a few times, she is much travelled, though not as much as Fran. She used to have to go on family holidays with the people she worked for. I can't remember the cities she was in, they went to I know she was in New York, Florida and Indianapolis, but only because they were bad, funny and weird trips, in that order,the last time they were there (post september 11) they kid were the only non nationals on a couple of internal flights and for this reason they kept getting searched, Helana said it was very embarassing, in the last airport a security gaurd was very rough with the 3 year old, woke him by dragging him out of his pushchair by one arm and yanking off his shoes with the other and telling him to shut his mouth, when he cried, Helenas boss got mad and told the gaurd to please not manhandle his son, and he was told if he didn't keep quite he would be arrested, strangely enough she wouldn't go back to the states because of that.