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  Songbird

• Nov 7, 2011

Yeah, I think Naykid is a euphemism for your superego. And your id. And both of them are telling you to love on me like there's no effin tomorrow, Q. NO. TOMORROW. There's no reason for the emphasis on "No tomorrow", other than I like how it would sound in person.

The End.

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  Songbird

• Nov 7, 2011

Yay! And congrats on the sale!

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  Songbird

• Nov 7, 2011

I didn't know you were selling bamboo pipes?! Got any pics?

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  Songbird

• Nov 7, 2011

You make bird sad too. I hope you have plans to happy a bird and a kitty.

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 7, 2011

Why aren't you in chat? You make kitty sad

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 6, 2011

I've hardly been on today. You wait and see, things will be...

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 5, 2011

Oh as long as my organs stay put, we're golden!

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  tumbleweed41

• Nov 5, 2011

Thanks!

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  Songbird

• Nov 5, 2011

First thing that popped into my mind: quiver. DAAAAAMM library hours!

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  Songbird

• Nov 5, 2011

O, Naykid! Let me count the ways I love thee. But first, Mister Ape, sit down, get out your best quill pen, and write a looong fancy thank you letter to your liver.

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 5, 2011

Thanks for what?

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 5, 2011

That is fairly evil to inflict that on everyone

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 5, 2011

Do your evil plans involve a birdy, some rope, a bullwhip and a bottle of gin?

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 5, 2011

EXCUSE ME. I'm talking to you

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 5, 2011

Please sum up the history of your face for me, starting from the time you looked inside the Ark of the Covenant on accident. And go.

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  Songbird

• Nov 4, 2011

Please sum up the history of the Byzantine Empire for me, starting with the defeat of Licinius. And go.

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  Songbird

• Nov 4, 2011

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, that did feel good.

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 2, 2011

Well I guess it's good that it worked out that way

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  Meow Mix

• Nov 2, 2011

You smell like mustard and dirty feet.

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  Meow Mix

• Oct 28, 2011

I swear to baby Jesus that if I don't see you in chat, I'm running away with Naykid and never bringing him back!