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Quagmire

Quagmire

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  • Sunstone
    I think I've lost my appetite: I even ate Chinese food today and still didn't feel hungry.
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    Sunstone
    I doubled my meds today, discovered god, and solved every remaining mathematical problem with string theory. Now it's time for a nap.
    Quagmire
    I'm not sure Phil, I'll go ask Tiffany...I mean, um...Bob! Yes! My nieghbor, Bob! She should be out of the shower by now....I mean he should be mowimg his lawn about now! Yes! That's what I meant! (phew! That was close).
    Sunstone
    Rick, if you're like me, you'll agree lawns look best when mowed by professional hair stylists. In fact, I'm a little bit disappointed most people refuse to shell out the few extra hundred dollars it takes to have their lawn trimmed by a real pro. Can anything be done about this? Should we start a petition?
    Sunstone
    Rick, there's a party tonight at my place. Nick, Heather and I got together and voted for you to be in charge of the refreshments. Please buy the four of us 20 cases of beer. Watching strippers is thirsty work.
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