"Hey Birdy!! Wanna hear my song about Laundry Day (again)?
what am I thinking, of course you do.
Ok, here goes (sung to the tune of "Closing Time" by Semisonic, only with better lyrics):
Laundry Day,
Time to bring your close down to the laundry mat down the street
Laundry Day,
There's a Taco Bell there so that you can get something to eat,
So grab your pajamas,
The ones that look like Gramma's
I hope there's a free machine,
Laundry Day,
Everything gets dirty and then everything washes clean
Laundry Day,
Quagmire's feet are smelly so you better use lots of bleach,
Laundry Day,
And shake all of the sand out from the time he passed out on the beach,
Then I'll take his attire,
And put it in the dryer,
And then I'll jump in on top,
Laundry Day,
I just had a burrito so make sure that we have a mop,
I know who I want to help me fold (Birdy)
I know who I want to help me fold (Birdy)
I know who I want to help me fold (Birdy)
Help me foooolllllddddd . . . ."